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The following are entries of real crap.

Friday, October 31, 2008

realised my blog is KO.
lol, KO out of the boxing ring liao.
zzzzzzzzzz
today is damn damn dark dark sianzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
sports day. waaaaaaa go there cheer cheer cheer and den see pple run run run and den got nme say dis person win dat person win.
and den freda forehead can cook roti prata until cao ta. she got fever i think lols.
and pegasus got owned in pushball! i think within the 1st 20secs. aww damn it. the unicorn cheer like crazy lor dey all and dey got dat cheer thing. wa, i donno y minotaur stil lwin lor i tot is unicorn. and alvin is pure ownage he got loads of medals enoguh to fill up the sea in this competition and he run faster den his senior and he owned Sec 1 in running and i think his coach is gonna be super porud of him and hold him up high and walk 1 round around SG and everybody will kneel down and support the holy runner Alvin wong. maybe he can go join the YOG and help SG win some medals against the famous for running jamica. lol. 1st thin when i go sch, sooooooooo dark sian so i wait for RZ and play Chinese chess again. lol i always tot chess is a gig's game but it ended up being my game cos sch cannot bring my whole PC there if not:
1. the sch will have reserve if 1 of their com breaks down
2. i will need to repair my bag strap
3. go for bone operation on my shoulders
4. get my knee bleeding when i dont watch my way
5. come back with a broken screen and a half burnt com

dat will be sooooooo saddddddddddddd.
aww.
and pegasus got 1 runner very zai can own1 pple 1 i thing is alvin senior. wa, got alvin blood stream will run faster then car 1 day lol. jkjkjkjk
and den later go hme liao. the DNT teacher still owee us the hamper lor. morning say can give us and go meet at DNT lab end up teacher go eat lunch/go honeymoon/treat his injuries and i think we will only get the present on monday. awwww
den go home didnt really go home. I and Yi ming and nicholas go back daycare and camp there until 5 o clock. lol we become supervisors and go arder dem around. MUHAHA! FINALLY A TASTE OF REVENGE!!! jkjkjk :):)
and den we go watch the qian bu gou yong er the pple damn selfish and the mother very sad and ended up KO when she emo and pull the food/air/water/whatever thing our of her mouth. awwwwwwwwwwwwww. ha ha so many kids wan play my phone too bad i dun allow cos teacher say if i allow i will KO. so still need listen teacher orders so too badno phones. den later wan go home liao. and i saw this untra untra funny pic:

LOL I WONDER WAD THE HELL HAPENED TO FOREVER CANNOT PLAY MONOPOLY!!! i think when they play monopoly will fight or cry and den parent come and den teacher want save trouble so foreever cannot play monopoly. lol
i think dats all for today im late liao and i still have Chinese chess tornement wib my bro. gtg liao bye bye "wave" :):)

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Monday, October 27, 2008

OH YEA DAMN my blog KO liao i havent save so i pump today some.
i shall start wib sat:

SAT morning:
wake up 4oclock in the morning.
pomp
wake up 6 o clock in the morning
pomp
wake up 8 0 clock in the morning
WTF 1 HIT KO

was supposed to meet wib novia and i big big senior at JE at 815 to go JPS and den i left 15 mins. wa so pro ah.
yang lao shi says :"walau ni men zao zuo shen me pi jiang chi liao hai mei you lai yao set up booth liao la kuai dian kuai dian" beep~~~
aww.
met novia and the big big senior in bus. wa pspspspspsps i so damn late.
and den go to JPS.
YAY BACK AT MY PRI SCH
and den go up see yang lao shi there ban zuo zi lol.
and den go help....and den vp come....
yay it was fun. the bad thing is bo chair. got so damn loads of chair liao still dun have enough and den the back crowded like crazy. crowd until no 1 can come in liao
and den i n novia go take chair...
take 16 liao got 1 bangl* come help us...
and den put down chair liao people dun want sit...
WTH
got chair dun want sit wa damn chi kui. and den willing to stand but too bad flood the whole place lol. too bad for them. so go back headquaters behind the screen and den start packing the paper thing.
WTH AGAIN
everything pack wrong liao. and den some give out to the parents liao.
OMG DAMN pspspspspspspsps
and den novia go buy ice lemon tea and den every1 go back dat "headquaters" slack. den after VP finish his ppt liao yang lao shi go say;' ru guo ni men you dui xue xi de wen ti ke yi zhao wo men zhe bian de tong xue. ta men hui rang ni liao jie gen qin chu de xiao yuan sheng huo".
OMG LIAO
and den got parents ask "yo. u think life stressful?"
i give dem 1 flat "no la". and den dey go ask stupid questions that i cannot ans like "dis year wad is the score" or "how is the PSLE score calculated" or "DSA still can get in".
WAA! i become MOE taman liao loh. ans their question can become VIP of JPS. wa seh, if true i rule liao la. but too bad is in dreamland...
and de whole thing was fun!!!
and den got 3 sessions i donno y the VP speak the exact same thing for like 3 times and never sian 1. i see the senior they watch the ppt can sleep with insomia 1. lol. exggerate a litter too much liao.
den go back liao novia and senior 1 and senior 2 go take yang lao shi car. wa he got car so young can afford liao i tot he say when he kid his family very poor 1 need strike lottery to eat chicken rice? wa i think teacher earn big loads. mehhehheh...
and den novia msg me say yang lao shi say i stupid got che dun wan sit. lol if i go sit his che den i cannot go buy ice pack and i have to walk a long long long wan li chang chen distance home liao. lol.
den i go back childcare. wa, people all change liao. the big big glasses guy disappear. and den the teacher say if i holiday go there ju xing activites can get CIP hours. i go back for fun only cos no need CIp hour liao i got 20 lol. maybe can go escape theme park but i scared the CCA got aver dere and den 1 more escape theme park bu jian....... sob sob sob :(. lol.
and den go back eat noddle. yay i finally know how to cook noodle liao. took me 2 days to open the gas thing cos need like tiak tiak tiak for de fire to come out and den that tiak tiak thing very very old liao so some time i tiak bo fire pop.
and den set off to terence house. lol i go terence the auntie very nice 1. after i and terence play xiang qi for 8 9 rounds we preparing to go out liao the auntie give us chicken wing to eat. yum yum! she cook the chicken very nice 1. and den set out liao.
go the CCK interchange liao see SM and hanee and hanee friend over dere. and den i go top up my ez-link card. too bad that doesnt mean more macdonalds :(. and den took a random bus which i forgot is 1** to seow hwee house. WA! her house dere very nice the roof there got 1 connecting thing and den the whole place built in a circle 1. and den the waterfall at the swimming pool there make there look a little like 5-star hotel loh espicially at night time the tall tall building fa liang 1 makes me think of christmas. only no snow but go fire. lol. start off quite ok. i n terence go play catching with them at the playground and den got 1 security guard pop out from dono where. "yor ah so big liao dun play catching here later too excited ram into little kids the kids KO u pay for their medical fees ur wallet KO. double KO not nice 1 so u all wan go play go dat field over there. there u KO everybody OK so 1 ju liang de". SM want a playground for big big people. lol, so i look at the pebble floor there...
and den realise the sun go home liao. after play catching for a while end up at the sports thing there. too bad because still waiting i go blast music. den later is makan time. i feel like throwing ice into terence the back there (mehhehheh0 but his t shirt untucked so i throw oso no use. before dat 1 of the girls go put ice into my shirt (sobs sobs :( ) and i cant do anything because **************. u noe if i did dat i will 1 hit reflect=KO.
and den eat loads of stuff... and den i n terence go sing and blast music at a place where we thought no 1 should be. but when we sing halfay we didnt notice got the girls over there.
"SHUT UP LA HEN NAN TING LEH"
aww man. :(
lol. and den time passes very fast. and den my mom call me say "eh where u liao must zao liao" so i n terence go home but got 1 uncle say can send me to MRT station and terence back home 1. so we sit on that uncle car. and den got 1 ama come sit with us. she speak in fag yan. and den terence listen liao den reply and den i
"WT... WT... WTF???"
aww man, i think its time for me to learn some fang yan if not next time i wll KO. go home....sian.....msg a litle....snore.................

11 o clock in the morning. sunday. WTF SLEEP UNTIL SOO LATE!
lol XP.
sunday is quite sian. morning watch naruto like what i always do when i open com. and den later blink blink 2 o clock liao eed to go grandma house. scared go there very sian so call my bro get xiang qi.
and den realised loads of ways to win. lol.
play...
play...
play..
play...

later i show u all 1 very funny way on how 1 bing can go own 1 whole 1 game.
sian...
im off now. bye bye

TAGGIES
to wayne:i think my CPR helped out alot.
to novia an senior: im sorry but my IQ really so low meh. sob sob :( :(
to flirter 3rd grade: u who?
to henry: i will link 1
to zozo: ya sobs the teacher no mercy 1. will link oso :)

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Thursday, October 23, 2008

i didnt know why i did this:

Your view on yourself:

Other people find you very interesting, but you are really hiding your true self. Your friends love you because you are a good listener. They'll probably still love you if you learn to be yourself with them.
The type of girlfriend/boyfriend you are looking for:

You are a true romantic. When you are in love, you will do anything and everything to keep your love true.
Your readiness to commit to a relationship:

You prefer to get to know a person very well before deciding whether you will commit to the relationship.
The seriousness of your love:

Your have very sensible tactics when approaching the opposite sex. In many ways people find your straightforwardness attractive, so you will find yourself with plenty of dates.
Your views on education

You may not like to study but you have many practical ideas. You listen to your own instincts and tend to follow your heart, so you will probably end up with an unusual job.
The right job for you:

You're a practical person and will choose a secure job with a steady income. Knowing what you like to do is important. Find a regular job doing just that and you'll be set for life.
How do you view success:

Success in your career is not the most important thing in life. You are content with what you have and think that being with someone you love is more than spending all of your precious time just working.
What are you most afraid of:

You are afraid of having no one to rely on in times of trouble. You don't ever want to be unable to take care of yourself. Independence is important to you.
Who is your true self:

You are full of energy and confidence. You are unpredictable, with moods changing as quickly as an ocean. You might occasionally be calm and still, but never for long.

eh ya a random quiz on sh blog yor wan do den yor go do oso :) hehe
im off bye :)
blog some other day
yea i think dat quiz is kind of true

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Sunday, October 19, 2008

YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY!!!!!!!!!!!!
im walking around with a phone containing all the jay chou new songs
THX HUBERT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH THX THX THX THX THX ~!@#$%^&*()_
HE GIMME THE WHOLE CRAPRICORN ALBUM!!!!!! YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY
I CREDIT HIM LIKE CRAZY HERE WAAAAAAAA TYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTY

YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY!!!!!!!!!!!
terence gave a damn cool jacket leh. untra cool man
THX TERENCE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH THX THX THX THX THX ~!@#$%^&*()_+
I CREDIT HIM LIKE DARK CRAZY HERE WAAAAA TYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTY
THXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

wa dey 2 damn damn damn cool 1.

haiz. sunday damn sian 1. stay up at homw nothing to do only can camp and really very sian cos i try my best my best not to hog my com.
now my com hogged like crazy and it will become a hot dog sooner later.
inedible hotdog btw. lol!!!

morning wake up early to watch naruto. i think i broke my record by watching 16 ep. of naruto today. will take around 5hrs and 30 mins to finish all. wa, the chunin exam y take soooo long 1 soo many episodes havent finish. lol.
garra is a damned hacker. he newbie and depend on his sand only la.
booooo.
lol naruto fart into kiba face HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
and kiba super evil go beat up his cute dog so sad i feel so so so sorry for the cute little puppy awwww :(:(

oh ya i play gunz with wayne today.
was about 30mins only den thw stupid GM say every1 must go out if not treaten data will lose. wa cheap zao.
lol, play a series of quests. and den i died like twice. awwww, cornered like crazy. lol i tried to complete a whole page 13 (wib wayne of cos) by using sword only but too bad the 5th stage got damn loads of cleric and armour pork guys so sword to meat combat like pointless 1. its like taijutsu against 1 metal big big statue. lol. and den later play hide and seek. 1st round i go hide and den tio discovered in the matter of secs. aww.
press tab when i die:
13++ for her
-100+ for me
damn. but who cares. its easy to gain all of dem back hahaha :)
lol, avenger + breaker 7 PB is:
7dmgx9+11dmgx12
=63dmg+132dmg
=195dmg

if never die i kill myself. lol.
actually breaker not so chum la.

on sat went to terence house do DNT. wa, everytime go his house will very fun 1. his family damn good gimme jacket and damn nice garlic bread. now i change my taste of garlix XP. and terence did something incredible. LOL!
some random pics about "hua pi" our version. NO NEED GO MOVIE LIAO THIS BLOG HAVE WAD YOU NEED!!
hua pi as in really go paint skin la. except not normal skin but skin on the newspaper. muahahahahahahahahahahah.

LOL LOOOK AT THIS PERSON. SHE HAS ADDITIONAL FACE ACCESSORIES LIKE SUNGLASSES AND FAKE TEETH!

our beautiful hands after we "got dirty" pervs dont think the other way round.

lol. this is a zombie!

red cliff guy huapied and turns homo LOLLOLOLOL/

DIS 1 DAMN PRO DONE BY TERENCE!!!! WAHAHAAHAHAHHAAH SUPER FUNNY!!!!!!!!!(btw its red cliff if you hvent spot it)

some random singer huapied and become a *******!

our work after everything is done!

some other things:

sobbing thing :( NOOO JEC IS CLOSING ARGHHHHH

well i think dats all ba. the quiz i will do some other day de. and i long time no tag people le. gtg now bye :):):):):)

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Friday, October 17, 2008

wow.
how log a day (a week) i sice posted.
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA KAOOOOOOOOOOO

today, i break off from "the chains"
UNTRA EXAMS DAMN FINALLY COME TO THE END OF THE FINISHING LINE!
WAWAWAWAWAWYAYAYYAYAYAYAUILDHYFGKLSFJNHB RUIOUBHIVJWUIOGHTERIOVHETGHRWEB
RTV EUKYGRUIVHG4TKVJHBETKJGBERKLBHEFKOB ILJKBN K4TJ4 OUIH JOICVJ VEOPFGIRJY\5
BV EFH JKL GDIWUHV RTUI HJGIOEVH TORIJH ROIBVJHEOIJH TOIVJ OE TJHPTYBKPRWEBJKO P5YOJ TOPIHVOPFIWJNP[HYOKJH480YCHJFP KUY=-I09-6Y75908YU0- JKHI50 JK056IJK406OJK46I90HJ946IGJV90EFHC90WFDGHTJIH T0IG BUJH0TE8JH RT08H UJ
YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY~!@#$%^&*()_

lol, went crazy over a min. sorry XD.
oh yea, the exams are damndamndamndamndamndarkdarkdarkdarkflower difficult;
lang arts compo ok
chinese compo ok
geog super difficult
history super difficult
science superkilomegagiga difficult
math paper 1 difficult
math paper 2 superkilomegagigauntra difficult
lang arts paper ok
hcl paper superkilomegagigaterapetaexazettayottaultra+allthewordsyoucanfind difficult.

yea. hcl paper was really really crazy. i didnt finish the paper and anyhow do loads of questions and i think 2 huge huge HUGE question blank. on calculation i can estimate the minimum amout of marks im gonna lose, excluding cuo bie zi and careless and all the crap, is 45. damn

heres a damn acrostic poem i owe my brother:

Jurong entertainment centre is a place filled with heritage,
Espicially thanks to the cun zai of RVians as they
Camped there almost everyday after school.

With KFC and X-zone and all the cool stuff over there,
I suddenly feel sad when they close down dat dark whole building as
Later no more chicken wing at JEC and toilet and people nearby will
Likely die of hunger or niao ku zi.

Close dis damn building will
Let the students and maybe teachers cry and flood singapore and
Operators must quickly come and rebuilt and super pro JEC if not
Singapore will sink of tears and
Everybody in Singapore will K.O.

So got some people dont believe that
On October 29 singapore will flood heavily with tears
Off-update people. lol. i dont care i have a pic to show you.
Naruto here i come. im done with this damnned competition.

like u can see from above i have been hooked on naruto. 1 day on average i finish watching 10 episodes on naruto-tv and i am still hooked.
now still at the forest of death got this wierd wierd wierd snake wannaeat those guys+sakura up and dunno wad will happen.
cannot le hand super super itchy must go liao.
continue posting afterwards.
i dun care about the no e paragraph anymore. arrgggghhhhhh
zzzzzzzzzzzzz ok im off!

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Saturday, October 11, 2008

it has been ages "like dark ages" since i posted a normal post. and therefore i shall continue to post a normal post.
this post is dedicated to all the post-reading people who are reading this post. this post may should very wierd because this post has many word coalled post not post but word post.
the above short post is very lame, as you can see.
erm... lets talk about friday.
friday like any other day was not as good as i had to go for the dark ****** ******* geog paper. the paper suck my *** and i hate papers.
morning wake up too early and i had to sleep down for one more time.
den go to sch like any other day. today the bus come late and i had to take the long long bus to sch. no double deck 1.
go sch liao chiong study and hubert keep smashing my book and say he gonna fight if i call him bangla again.
bangla
no offence to racist upholding people. sorry :(
and den ms ek say got people dark pro exam can go out and speak to other pple in other class 1.
den during exam de shi hou was very tense up and i had to go to the toilet for a break and wash my face if not later i die anf flunk and get g 10 for papers.
and after the test i and hubert and alvin go eat. and den take 97 home together. stupid hubert hog my fone and impersonate me and send a **** ****** to ******. if he dares to do that again i will die and pull him into hell with me.
i think dats all. exam time nothing really to rite about de so early den can go home liao.
zai jian and bye bye :)

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Friday, October 10, 2008

wanna say something today;

eff hubert.
yea he very pro lor, impersonate me until very pro and den send a *********** to ************ and 1 more ***************** i would have been dead due to taunts.
i noe i sound so damn scarstic lol.
test. damn de test kick my ass made a mess screw the rest.

dark sian today i hate today today suck my ass and screwed the rest.
and the geog pper to me quite difficult. screw it.
my paper flunk until crazy liao i can show every1 my f9 yay.
n i shall continue flunking for all the papers.

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Wednesday, October 8, 2008

HOLY **************
eat shi* DA** tmr got de LA paper

kick the arssess
i dark dark dark chum tmr exam le i still here slacking like crazy.
c me tomorrow dead on the exam room
k im dead. seriously. i didnt touch a crap on LA and im gonna be trashed.
end this m***** F***** torture pls
darkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk dark it! EFF EOY!!!!!!!!!!!

my skill in exams dropping like crazy liao never study drop 0.7GPA
y every1 so dark pro 1 i think i slack like dark crazy arghhhhh

and so im going to study like crazy
so im going to try to get full marks
so that the end of this post cos im gonna make it short.
... yea util here. bye XD

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Saturday, October 4, 2008

and so finally after loads and loads of repair time
c here c dere for the super glue in my house
really difficult to find dat darked super glue lor hide deep deep
oh and finally i found that super glue! (at home)
so i continue to work on the holy scroll lollol54321
time is really really running short
i WROTE A WRONG WORD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WAD TO DO!!!!! I DIEEEEEEE AHHHHH!!!
cut off or wad? i think mondy i go sch and cut off dat extra stroke la
so im off and im done with this post.

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sheet, imeem no ge qian!!! ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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WAAAA
addicted to ge qian liao
the song lyrics so damndamn damn damn dark dark dark dark nice!!!!!

de MV very emo lor
enlarge the 2min place u can see jay chou got tatoo on his arm.

fine go some pple dun believe me ge qian damn damn nice
k u all go listen my music i bao u all shiok!

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crap holy deekens im running out of time today im gonna make this quick.
r we going to get an ipod or not, dat is the question.
I insist every1 put in loads of effort on that holy scroll lollol54321
stupid libraran today get us out of the basement walau.
I damn pissed cos i everyday oso camp at dat basement 1 got sofa y kids only have?
so too bad we went upstairs and work on that holy scroll and paper.

den we had loads of discussions
and sooner or later it lunch time!!! KFC!!!
makan like crazy almost my stomach explode and hubert didnt finish his fries.
n den wayne n madeleine do finish le so they go home.

but den later i see yu heng and huangguan.
and i took a pic of huangguan and him eating his KFC wahahahahahaha
den huang guan come lib and play wib our knives.

super glue is damn damn damn dark dark dark pro!!!!!
huang guan call us to do the super glue thing again
it really really really burns!!!!
the super glue on the lib floor got stem come out 1 lor.

and we filmed the boiling of superglue process
huang guan and yuheng look really really shocked!!!
huang guan frewn oso
he damn lame lor, keep saying seriously seriously seriously piss every1 lol
hahahahahahahahahahahahhaha
!!!!

i oso a little pissed lor he niao me.

n den we continue on our work.
everything is back to normal working processes liao.
error we hope no more! but obviously got error lor.
de sticks some drop off ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!

Got someone can jiu the holy scroll?
everything keep dropping off lor jus now drop 3 sticks liao

quality of the scroll i think very very pro liao lor
i and hubert later went off after doing dat work
and we saw this book wib a super funny name!
name of the book at the below got picture.

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