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Saturday, December 27, 2008

walau so damn sian everyday. chiong maple in moneay :) got 19m HURREH!! and den my level still 43. wa sian mages all walk super slow lor. i wan get the icarus cape speed plus 10. oh yea for this whole post im gonna talk about maple (until the back) so pple who donno wads about maple is probally going to find this post very boring.
i realise alot of pple don wan become pirate lor. but i realise a very good point about pirate. i only know that when i saw a video on youtube. its kiddish BUT SUPER SUEPR SUPER SPUER FUNNY!!!!!! i go post this video now:

they never say the lyrics 1 lor. but i can hear the lyrics :)

they are:
hahahhahahahah all aboard! come on board u little ?????

do what you wan cos a pirate is free. you are a pirate!
yaw haw fiddle dee dee, beinging a pirate is alright to me
do what you wan cos a pirate is free, u are a pirate!

you are a pirate "yay!!"

we got us a map (a map!)
that lead us to a hidden box that is all locked up with locks!
(with locks!)(ching!!)
and buried deep away.
we'll dig up the box (the box!!)
we know its full of precious booty!!(rub hands)
just open the locks,
AND DEN WE'LL SAY HURREAH!!

yar har fiddle dee dee

if u love to sail the sea, you are a pirate!

WEIGH ANCHOR!!

yaw haw fiddle dee dee
beinging a pirate is alright to me!
do wachu wan coza pirate is free,
you are a pirate!

arr arr whot yan duh mask,
di di dig di dig dgi ??? ??/ ?? ?? ???

hang thee black flag at the end of the mast!!

yo are a pirate!

HAHAHAH

ching

we are sailing away (???)

adventure waits on every shore

we set to sail and explore (explore)

and ??? gem all day

we float into a boat (a boat)

until its time to drap thee anchor

then hang ??? ??? ??

until we sail again!!!

*repeated*

well thats all. what does this song tell me? it tells me that you can become a pirate in maple with the least worries because its free so buy armours no need worry. plus you can do what you want. and still can dig up box (maybe theres a skill for this) and the box inside got a sack of 1m. LOL

oh i have 1 very funny pic i took from GIANT yesterday i wan show u all:

well normally that will cost around 500+million but i saw this in giant and really feel like buying but just the problem that i dont have 10 mesos in my pocket :(

oh yea i did a quiz on cheryls blog:

err, thats what this quiz says:

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i am never a good artist because i hate hate HATEEE drawing thats the 1st thing and i dont like modelling because i think it sux no offence lol. and i dont hate working with others.

and ya, wadeva. its just another random quiz anyway. oh yea. pple ask me why i never post on sat because i was posting half way and then i went to watch TV halfway and then my dad thought i wan clos com so switch off the power switch there. aww man. lol.

and thats all bye bye :) i noe this post is lameee

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Saturday, December 20, 2008

oh, i think ill be posting once a week from now :) i donno lol.

tuesday is damn damn sian. eh go changi sux there nothing to do 1 lor.

and den wednesday sian.

and den thursday also sian.

yesterday is fun concert. not really fun lar. i just bully the kids by taking their videos and posting them here. LOL. next time i go back i gonna tell them my blog if they ever care and watch their expressions!! muhahahahaha. plus i got the videos. got sing the OH HOLY NIGHT 1. last time i hear i remember very very clearly the second "divine" is scream out 1. but then now the teacher never scream out. i think is either she cannot reach or every 1 will shudder cos the place is confined. oh ya i got a video on it. and i also have the howard and gang video. nicholas alos have. when they dancing that time i and nicholas and my bro purposely go record 1 if they see will add on to stage fright LOL. and then got the lakeside video thing. when they show the volunteers part luckily our faces not there if not surely tio laughing stock 1. eh actually fun concert nothing to writ about 1. then after that got sell stuff. i buy 1 sausage with cheese for 40 cents. 1 chicken piece for 30 cents. 3 packets of snacks for 10 cents each. 1 lollipop for 30 cents. 2 diary chocolates for 10 cents. 1 cup of bandung (super ultra diluted) for 10 cents. dont recall what else i buy liao. and then i help the teacher sell stuff. i dont seem to be a good shop keeper lols. next time better not open shop, if not money give government on tax and bill. and then my pocket will concave in stead of empty. LOL later i go post all the pics. i donno if i should go post all the videos leh, i remember that time post the dunking video need 20mins. shyt. and then go home play maple. MUST THX TERENCE 100MILL TIMES FOR ALL THE STUFF HE GAVE ME@@@ he gimme esther shield and 1 damn zai necklace. wa and alot of other stuff. i owe him loads :):). and now very easy hunt for money leh. go the zombie mush there every thing easy kill plus got drop alot of the snowpieces thing. i and terence have competition to see in 1 hr who can get the most snowpieces and then loser must pay 50. then after that we chiong chiong i got 223 and he got 230 LOL. but cannot say not fair because he never use his DK. but terence very kind call me no need pay 50 :) then we go FM sell i sell 1 at 4 k each so a little math told me i earn 892k x97% i think if i not rong. i donno lah. terence proer than me he sell 1 at 5k each. but in the end we all earn easy money :). wa must make use of this event to pull my character money up. must must must. then next time no more event liao can relax a while. feel like hunting all the way until end of holidays LOL.

today go terence house do work. and then the math project we draw pie chat. when i drawing that time i never realise that girls is 20 pple and guys is 18 pple so the angle draw rongly. OMG SORRY!!! lol and then IVLE got maintianence so we jian bao never do. and then the review done liao. left chinese compo but we too lazy to do so we slack and do the summary only. and then go play com LOL. then after a while i go hoome and go hunt for snow pieces. earn around 800k today :) and then got pple sell the lv 85 mage armour. and then that guy donno wad is wad because he newcomer and he playing for his friend. he say his friend must sell it off at 2mill but i say i no money so he sell me at 400k LOL. LOLOLOLOLOLOL. and then i got 2 dark artens at 120k each. worth it :) the other dark arten i think i go sell it off at a higher price. :)
now must eat liao so no time post pictures pictures then next time post :).
tags replied:
wayne: ya i like the guy being pushed into the water LOL

siu min: no lar. that time i go is with alot of pple mah so we all set before we go in if pple tap us we tap them back then alot of pple together so not scared liao :)

xiu mei: link u later. i havent memorise also LOL. goo thing i no need memorise much. if not death awaits. :)

bye bye :)
oh yea merry be-earlied christmas :):)

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Sunday, December 14, 2008

yay. time to sit down for some proper blogging. :)

tuesday:

oh tuesday was fun :) go escape theme park with the kids :). 1 good thing about dong the voluntary work at the kids place is can go loads of places. and then tuesday go escape theme park :). but it was the most boring escape theme park trip ever damn. the flipper and rainbow and invertr and revolution all cannot play and most of this is the jiao dian of escape theme park 1 loh. left only the wet and wild and pirate ship and the go cart thing nice to play. the rest all sian. and then the go cart thing i see pple all drive very fast they all want to compete. and then i and nicholas say we want to compete see who can drive the slowest lol. but when its my turn zheng kang and nicholas go 1st. and then suddenly when i was lesser then half the track done (because i damn slow) and then nicholas and my bro lap me. WTF i tot they all want drive slow slow 1. so i chiong with them but the instrctor tot i go very long liao so at my 1st lap say i can only go 1 more lap. walau i shouldent drive slow slow loh, like that normal pple drive can 3 laps i drive only 2 laps. damn.
and i remember that got haunted house. eh haunted house change alot of things liao leh. but still very fun :). got 1 p3 kid standing in front of me and then he damn scared lol. so he keep pulling my both hand keep calling me go out. actuall not scary 1 lor, i just remember that every thing made there is not real and is only technology and lightning and speakers somewhere and then not scared liao. i only scared i will trip and fall because that place very dark. lol. and then got extension some more but the extension not scary 1. chea i tot they renovate will have dead pple. last time more scary lor got the pple inside camouflage wear dark dark and then will tap your shoulder 1. liddat more fun lar when those pple tap your shoulder i tap their shoulder back lol.
then later after go the go cart thing go pirate ship. i and nicholas sit at the back lol. when we reach the top top place and then come down that time our legs like lift off the ground already lah. its like 90 degrees. the allan say he wan go sit on some random pirate ship that turns 360 degrees which is WTF lol. but still the pirate ship very fun but got 1 baby sit like 4 seats in front of us and then reach high high that part never cry 1 lol. he is like donno where the hell he is la. he just look very lost and turn here turn there. and then after that go lunch liao. had mac :)
then after lunch i and my bro go sit the wet and wild thing. is the raft and then got alot of water 1 la. and then i sit at the back. and then the 1st drop already i super wet liao la from head to toe lol. too bad my wallet with me leh! and then i take out my wallet realise that my money wet wet liao. damn lor. and then the second drop was worse i am really really wet all my clothes sticking to me liao. and then i and my bro go out need to pass a air con place ma, and then i cold like crazy. brrrrrrrrrrr.....
and then i go sit the family coaster. wa! bone breaker! the coaster is like fling you to this side and then fling you to that side and then here and there and then here then there then by the time i go reach back my back very pain lol.
then later go pirate ship again to "chui feng" so that my clothes can dry because i never bring change lol. but its stil damn damn cold because all the air rush towards me brrrrrrrrrrrr.....
the rest of the day is sian. end of tuesday. LOL.

friday:

same group of pple today go zoo. morning go there is very sian because at the main gate need wait long long zzzzzzzzzzz. and then my bro never go cos he need to go school so only i and nicholas go. and then i never bring ant thing like mosquito repellant so when i go in that time i got loads of mosquito bites aww. but at the front gate got 1 person use mosquito repellant damn damn smelly i smell liao feel very dizzy lol so i and nicholas go escape to the toilet.
and then finally can go in liao the 1st part i donno wad the heck is that then later go see the white tiger. walau i remember yang lao shi say when we do the tourist homework need to take pictures of places we go and must have our face in there damn damn damn sad :(. so there i call nicholas help me snap 1 pic for the homework. im not posting any pics with my face in it because it is LAUGHING STOCKKKKKK. and then i and nicholas spot 1 damn funny thing about the white tiger lol. its something that determines the male and the female its the balls!! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL later i post 1 pic see if u all can spot it.
and then trek trek trek go to the elephants there. i realise the homework like pple choose the ferris wheel then can take 1 pic of the ferris wheel and then can do the homework liao. but zoo cannot ma liddat i donno wadp ic to take the entrance? so i decided to take 3 pics lor, if not later yang lao shi will say my nei rong bu chong shi. the elephants there i also call nicholas snap 1 pic of me. not uploading the pic! lol.
then later is about noon liao so go all the way to the childrens water playground there u know the advertisement got write 1 and then beside there got KFC. then i and nicholas go eat KFC. then later when we are done we damn damn sian because need to wait the children play the water thing and then we no change. so we take off our sandals and then play at the shallow water there. then i call nicholas go take foto of me there. nicholas call me go the place where the water will fall down (like 100s of literes of water fall down from 1 big bucket) every interval. and then nicholas snap me there i very scared because later if all the water ffall on my then i will die!!! so later when nicholas snap me that time i keep looking up so that when the water drop down i can escape. then later after he snap me the gallons of water start falling down and then i HAVE TO RUN FOR MY LIFE!!!
the rest will be quite summerised because i need go eat dinner liao. then later after that we go watch an animal show. but its quite sian because when we reach there already half way in the middle liao. so later we walk around like go watch snakes and baboon. OMG THE BABOON THE ASS IS DAMN RED i got 1 pic on it. and 1 snake that is known to be very very very very longggggggggggggggggggg. then later it was around time to go home liao. the rest of the day is sian so i wont type.

this is the superl ong snake i talking about :)

a komodo dragon shreading its skin.
I FOUND THIS IN THE GIFT SHOP!!!! ITS DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN CUTEEEEEEEEEEEEE:):):):):)
the baboon with the swollen buttt
SPOT THE MANHOOD OF THIS WHITE TIGER!

well i guess thats all. bye bye :):)

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Saturday, December 13, 2008

ill post about escape theme park and the zoo i went yesterday tomorrow.
YAY I ICE LIGHTNING WIZARD LIAO@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@YSAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY
anyway today my bro become sick. walau sick still can eat curry noodles.
damn tired now, still owe alot of homework damndamndamdnamndamn. :(
ok anw i will post tomomrrow so bye bye for now :)

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Thursday, December 11, 2008

i will blog some day later la. sianzzzzzzzzzz
maple lv 28 liao lol. i wan mystic shield it looks damn damn coollll. and then now every time 2-4 got 2x exp but i feel like slacking so every time i never train i go walk around and explore victoria island wa loads of tings changed already lol. havent see the natulius dock yet. zzzzzzz.
will blog some other day. dont feel like doing homework.zzzzz
taggs:
serene: thx for tag back :)
wayne: i feel like being ice mage now lols i consider between them i realise ice mage better cos got AOE :)

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Saturday, December 6, 2008

oh my blog is deadddddd it has been a year since i last updated lol. monday and tue and wed and thur got cca. and tue got class hcalet! class shalet damn fun ar but too bad my mom dont let me stay overnight if not it would have been more fun. dmandamndamndamndamndamndamndamndamndamndamdamn. lol. and anyway every time i use com now i have been watching naruto because i run out of games to paly. yesterday i tried to play a little bit of perfect world and ha damn i got tired of it already. but the graphics are good lol. but too bad no one i know other than douglas plays perfect world... and it is very difficult to train in perfect world... and im broke and screwed lol. so i looked up for loads of different types of games on the net. all looks sian to me. and then finally i donno what happened to me i went to join terence and his game :). good, now my com has no more keyboard hang problems. because i donno wad happened i think i went to update my driver and the stupid game guard thing dosent accuse my keyboard laready lol. in fact loads of pple have the jeyboard problem when playing la. good thing now im off the keyboard prob. lol i havent tell terence im playing yet in fact i cant tell him at all because he is some where in far away china and i need to wait until he come back so that i can tell him. hope i will be like lv 20+ when he comes back. and oh i still remember terence gimme 500+k last time when i play lol. now the money he gave me came into good use because i spent alot of pots for a starter. thx terence :) and yesterday i went to create a new char in cassopeia (donno how to spell). same old name. and i go become mage. anyone has any idea i should be fire or ice or cleric? i donno leh... i used to be fire poison last time. maybe ill stick to that, because ice dosent look interesting to me and cleric must wait until 4th job than become pro. and i dont think i have the preserverance to play all the way until i 4th job lol. anyway im lv 16 now. damn i survived the 1st 8 levels on a sword and the next 5 levels on a lv 1 energy bolt. thx to 2x exp if not i would have been somewhere panting lol. thats all for maple. and today was totally sian. friday was no difference. yesterday was worse. i was so sian i did colbert and homework. lol colbert and his interview. there was a contest of editing this guy's interview last time lol. and i went to edit him now.its the 1st time im editing his interview. later i post it up here. its my 1st time so it isnt going to be funny as compared to other pple la. and i did homework. how strange. i tot i was going to do my homework so long later like somewhere next week. and i did it now. lol. and oh ya i forgot to buy my books during the window period thing so till now i realise i havent buy my book at all lol. too bad for me ive got to find some day to go back to school and buy the books. i heard from other pple that homework seems to be a pile. oh man... if homework is a mountain that means my computer can rest in peace for the rest of the holidays. man dat would really suck... sobs. today i morning wake up and eat and go play maple for a while and i relaised that it was noon already and then my mom cook porridge and i ate and i and my bro went to the library. i found this interesting book on forensics and adventures of how a guy and a robot manage to solve some really difficult cases using the forensic science. oh i c. than i go library read read read read and then my mom call to tell me that it is actually time to go home already. so i and my bro went home. i tell my bro take 198 but he dont want he want take 333 and the us ride was amn long and by the time we reacch home it was raining. damn him lah. lol. and then i come home and my mom cook noodles for dinner and i ate and i continue playing maple. and i just switched off my com and then i open my com again to tag everybody later and blog which is what im doing now. in fact my blog is dead and is surviving on the last molecules of oxygen. in the next hour if it doesnt breathe it will die. lol and so im saving it now. too bad for by blog. i know this post is really sian but i really have nothing to post about. because i only go chalet for 4 hours and the rest of everything is just either staying up at home or going for cca. zzzzzzzzzz. oh yea i realised i havent been tagging pple lately so im going to tag everybody later. wait i think i said that jsut now. oh yea. HAHAHA. III=.= lol. ok i think thats all. i think at least i squeezed out something ba. lol. and now for my colbert!

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