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The following are entries of real crap.

Thursday, May 28, 2009

i want to freaking vent all the anger out again.
today i gluped down countless mouths of anger
was up to the point that i started to pull and strangle my fingers out of no reason and out of a sudden
espicially in school 5
dont want to talk about it.
nothing got to do with what you all are thinking
i feel like smashing my keyboard
twice the momentum of angry german kid
and smash my computer so badly 10
and punch and spoil up to 5 sandbags
and maple until i become normal again
one of the times i get so freaking pissed
my close friends thanks for chilling me down unknowingly today
i tried to appear as if i was normal 15
didnt know if it work but i think its quite successful
hope i wont get so freaking pissed in the days to come 17

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Monday, May 25, 2009

i am supposed to owe someone a blogpost dedication
haha ho xiu mei
you call me write
i owe you now i write for you :)

ok
xiu mei is my CCA mate, she is very high self esteem person
but she very very very very very HYPER
but not more hyper than me haha :)
she rarely gets emo but if she is emo she is very emo
haha :)
ok and she is a very very nice person
because...
erm...
how to say?
helpful and she ji wei ren :)
i learn from today chinese the stupid ting xie 1 hor!
and her cheerfullness has the magical ability to liven up everyone's spirits
even though ive got some psirit already reserved and then she can pull up higher
everyone in EL can pull up higher spirits
i think she is the second most hyper in Yr 2
I MOST HYPER LA!!
she everytime scream scream 1
and very ear piercing :) can break glass no need machine
but when she go act like she falls in l*** with me infront of her class i get freaked out
lol
i freak out a hella load in EL cos of her :)
but she is still a very nice person in overall haha :)
and very kind :)
eh xiu mei dun forget hor
i still hate writing dedications
HAHA :)

today is a freaking sian day in sch
can sleep
but i never sleep
cos last night sleep too much
today the lessons damn boring
the most boring lesson is CID
CID i can totally sleep but luckily i never sleep
if i sleep then tio caught i will GG like hell
and today freda's group freaking pro lor
wei shan talk like she is some random china scholar
yi jin also
freda complain she speak too little
then later was chinese
hand in my zhou ji
hope i dont get screwed by writing the 2 pple bai chi
then english
i and wanyi and run zhong and hui wen form group discuss the english
my english is getting as lao ya as my chinese
damn lor gg liao
then later can zao liao
today novia whole day call me mustard
and brendon call me give him 3m in maple
today i wastefully wasted 4.5 m
because i bought SSB at 4m and i totally cant use it even tho there is a "magic attack"
nvm im gonna save it until christmas and sell it for 40m
normal SSB lv 70 WA 85 MA 75 can sell 20M at christmas
the SSB i got lv 50 WA 85 MA 75 i wan go sell for a hella load (clean summore)
lv 50 spearman get WA 85 de pole arm
hacking ah!
k
now im running out of EQ slots
hope some random dude can go buy away all my stuff
haha
i no life talk maple
bye :)

Crapped really hard at8:06 PM 0

Saturday, May 23, 2009

some ghastly person out there...
whoooooooo..............
the ghost cries out loud again
whoooooooooooo....................
in the morning this ghost disguises itself to become a stary cat to avoid susppicion
whoooo................
and in the night, do crappy things behind its *******
whoooooooo..................
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
being random
hate 2 side/3side/4side/pural sides face people

Crapped really hard at9:28 AM 0

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Maplestory, please bless my keyboard with Iron Will because I do not want to screw up my keyboard after the venting process.

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Crapped really hard at8:23 PM 0

Monday, May 18, 2009

Went to Zhi He's blog to look at his post.
i was really motivated.
Exams is something that gauge how much we learn.
But at most of the times, it is an unfair guage. It can be ue to carelessness and exam stress conditions or the person is not at his full potential in each test or the person is just stupid. But what most important that we get from an examination is that we must learn from our setbacks and not doodle on how we had screwed the exams. Take each screw up exam as a motivation and a wake up call to tell you that you need to improve and there is no time for slacking. And when people cheer you up, it is important to remember that you cannot waste their cheers and must continue to strive and work harder to make them believe that you can do it and not wasting their cheer ups. People who keep slacking and then cry after that and think that they very ke lian (yet to see such people in my life) are total bastards and their attitude is to be avoided at the rate of 200%.
not my credit, i just write here to remind myself after screwing up 4 subjects in MYE.
give credits to Zhi He the motivational speaker, Hubert the experienced, and everyone who cheer me up and my mom :)
From today onwards I swear i revert to computer games because lack of computer games make me underperform.
bye bye

Crapped really hard at9:31 PM 0

Friday, May 15, 2009

thur changed seats
im sitting at the back of the corner of the class
very difficult place to sleep because the safest place is considered the most dangerous
anyway terence sprinkled some magic powder on me and ken and hubert to revert us all back to maple even tho maple's graphic sucks and gameplay is limited to lv200
but still, its because of the godly items he is going to give us
:)
i no life, whole day talk about maple in sch
got papers today
sci and geog were ok
english made me work in a screw company
it is so effing screwed up
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
no more talk
i promised myself no more talks about crappy exams until end years
andway today the highlight was pictonary
it turns out that guys cant outsmart the girls :(
the girls had a secret code of themselves which made me impressed because it was made during the process of the game and with that they guessed the really long textbook name.
LOL
and then today during pictonary hubert lose a lot of face
"fire and water" says that it is going to hate hubert because of the commentaries given during pictonary.
personally i think that was totally retarded and freaking stupid and totally intollerable.
why is that type of "we gonna hate you" attitude intollerabe? (at least freaking intollerable to me)
because it shows that you cant tollerate with other people's actions and words
i cannot tollerate those who insult for fun and laughter joy and peace because it creates a harvoc for the victim
intollerance of difference in people is not tollerated.
wahaha
it isnt like hubert is the only one crapping in class
i mean almost 50% of the people in class crap so much the class is a harvoc at times like giveing stupid comments when the teacher is teaching or contradicting whatever the teacher has said or not listening to the teacher on purpose and then end up calling the teacher to explain everything all over again
but that is tollerated.
does not mean i accept it.
what south park taught me:
tollerance is to put up with people's actions, but that does not mean that it can be acceptable
so yes
its the pot calling the kettle black or iron(II)oxide calling gold rusty.
random zzz
anyway, today was still quite a nice day.
yang lao shi screened the doggy movie which made it the 1st movie that is able to extract a tear from my eye.
wahaha
"shows im not cold blooded"
but how he earn money is really zai, sell tissue paper
maybe the at JE the "tissue paper $1" person can come to our house sell tissue paper and go home with a hamper and cash cheapue
HAHAHA!
joking la
geog
i didnt present again
at 1st i wated to remind the teacher, but i keep forgtting
i and jia hui are suppose to present way before the exams
i think she totally forgot about presentation
walau bei ha ha :)
our class was quite fun today, every one is very high, (and that makes me feel high).
i and hubert and ken and terence cant stop mapling even when we are in sch
damn
i getting no life
and then novia and jia hui throw the banana soft toy on my table a lot of times
ha ha i want to laugh because the banana looks like mr bean :)
i today very random
nothing to do
tomorrow go terence house celebrate. we chiong maple tgt and then go swim and then spam halo and then loser team gonna pay $10
omg
scared i bankcrput lol :)

yesterday my com got repaired
my com was working in the screw producing factory the day before
for no freakky reason it just screwed up
and then the repair man come and say my drive corrupted and jammed due to wear and tear
sobs sobs
now my com is empty 1
practically empty
almost totally nothing
all the things i had collected all disappear already
NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
sad...
feel very nostalgic lor
my homework all gone
everytime i do hw on com i will save one
and then sometime i random go see the ppt i did during p6 and will laugh over it when i am really very sian
either that or see the singlish presentation i made last year
now all poof
damn
all gone
:(
lol
random
and thx xm and vivan for the cookies!!
it was really very nice cause the chocolate is melted and its sweeter than normal choc
whoo!
....
want to go sleep liao
today no life too much
i think i play maple like 3 hrs already
very tired
10 o clock
time to sleep
zai jian and see you all tomorrow
(oh really?)
if you didnt spot that tomorrow has no school then you are blind!
haha!
bye :)

Crapped really hard at9:43 PM 0

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

i am too sian
i dont know what to do and i heck care perfect english because i am too lazy
recently i played the stuid digimon game
i played for 2 days
today i lost interest
for no reason
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
see what games i could play:
gunz: little play
flyff: banned from playing due to country restrictions
gunbound: no one playing
maple: didnt try but didnt think it can work
rakion: unrunable worldwide thx to stupid coding
pangya: i eamn, who would play it?
o2jam: its solo and closed
audition: its for girls
space cowboy: its banned like flyff
kong kong: twice the comment on pangya
rose: i hate restrictions to private servers/no one playing
fiesta: lost interest, no one playing
DOTA: lost interest, harmful
perfect world: lost interest, no one playing
such a pity i know so many MMOG and yet eveything is not available to me.
i totally cant do anything now
feeling extremely bored
war with boredom, i came to the conclusion that it IS more wise than scocates.
zzzzzzzz

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Monday, May 11, 2009

I am feeling very dead.
Feeling very no life because I used up my High energy fuel.
Ha Ha.
The fuel is getting limited nowadays.
No more extra replenishment.
I'm afraid they run short.
I am feeling very dead.
Because tomorrow I really am.
To be blogging at this time now seriously shows that i DO NOT have a freaking life so I shall get one now by NOT trying to play Digimon and stop blogging about how dead I am because of restrictions of High Energy fuel and I shall go to IVLE and start revising maths to revive myself tomorrow and do something good.
Haha
:)
bye

Crapped really hard at8:19 PM 0

I did not count which was the last time i went to anyone's blog.
It was between 3days to 1 week which i didn't bother to count.
I should bother capitalising my "I's from today onwards.
I should bother trying to speak and type proper English from today onwards.
This is because I do not like to see myself being from EL and speaking in crappy English.
That is a disgrace!
And what did I say when I was in a mass conversation with EL,
i said, to the surprise of everyone:
"We sail the African sea!"
which made them suspect that I really had a problem with my brain.
Too bad for me because I watched too much South Park.
Now I am having a hard time trying to type properly because the other hand is holding an apple and my poor other 5 fingers are trying to type. noo noo noo.
And, today i spent around 3 hours on a Digimon game.
I was too bored of flash games, that's why.
Anyway, it turned out to have a positive effect on me because it was nostalgic. :)
It's Maths tomorrow and I am struggling with my problem sums.
That is disaster.
How am I going to survive tomorrow, when I am already down at q3? (or maybe 2?)
Anyway the fost effective but the worst way to solve this recurring problem,
AVOID!!!!
Yes avoiding suck my ass but it is effective for me.
Later, I am going the damned IVLE to look for the answers.
And i shall not play anymore Digimon today.
Today totally sucked because my house was a prison.
And it was raining outside, SO I CAN'T GET OUT!!
What's more, tomorrow is the big big day because it's the end of exams.
I forgot,
Wednesday was Home Econs.
Ha Ha.
:)
Spot a punctuation or capitalisation error.
Spank me tomorrow.
Thanks.
Bye~~

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Thursday, May 7, 2009

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I DONT KNOW WHY THE HELL IS THAT THING IN BLUE AND HYPERLINKED!!!
BUT I KNOW THAT IT SHOULD NOT BE LIKE THAT!!!
BLALBLQALBLALBLSVFOLWRHGODNOADGNOIGOLRHGWDKLFNHOWRHG!!!!
I DONT WANT TO STUDY BECAUSE I THINK IT SUX!!!!!
I WAN TO WATCH SOUTH PARK :)
BUT TOMORROW IS HISTORY
AND HISTORY IS TOTAL KILLER
even though i think history is very nice though :)
BUT STILL ITS KILLER!!
BECAUSE IT IS AN
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S
S
A
Y
FOR GOODNESS SAKE!!!!!!
SRL;GIHWDOPVIHWRPVMJROHINEFOIGHFOPBNKTOBN
lol
sian
:) bye bye

Crapped really hard at9:18 PM 0

Tuesday, May 5, 2009

I NEED TO FREAKING STOP EATING SNACKS!!!
i think i am eating too mcuh snacks nowadays.
That's why in a week i grown 2.5 kg with exercising.
ok
yesterday i had mash potatoes and hello panda
today i had mash potatoes and a large roller coaster
i was planning for some ice kachang tomorow
when i realised that i had been puffing in too much of them into my poor stomach
and then i woke up with a really bad sore throat
guess i got to stop
i was really trying to stop myself from buying the rollercoaster today
but that totally didnt help at ALL!
i need something refrain me from all these stuff
and its not the 1st time
ive got some experience watching bleach and stuffing down 2 huge cans of pringles in an hour
which really pissed my stomach and my mom off
she looked at the bin and said: "did you eat pringles for your lunch or something?!?!"
whoops
i forgot to mention chocolates and ice cream
gosh
i am puffing up
i got to stop eating all those useless stuff and eat something healthier
like what i should do with my time
same concept
and today i screwed my poor chinese paper
i pity my paper for getting written all over by me
hope yang lao shi wont be embarassed to have me for his student
and i think that's all
bye! :)

Crapped really hard at8:38 PM 0

Saturday, May 2, 2009

alright
im supposed to eat a mug
but now i ate the computer
and digested and passed out almost 20hours of studying time
sometimes i wodner if i put in enough effort to shit a good GPA out
because what i eat in consists more of element Com then element Mug
the chemical formula of what i eat down everyday is like this:
Com20Mug
ayia shyt la
now i die liao lor
everybody mugging like shit
even during art lesson people made mugs
i made a star instead of a mug
star for Phantasy star IV
whish i spent at least 5 hours on it everyday
what a waste of stomach capacity
no nutrients at all
what goes in is supposed to be at the top of the food pyramid table
zaaaa!!!
so now how?

ok lets start with today
today morning i was making my star on the com as usual
until around 12
actually im supposed to go bugis for geog project
but it was cancelled because people had to mug
and i am still making stars using the com
then later i went to JE and went to the back to save some money because i dont wanna eat them
and guess wad i realised that banks "cheat" people money
because on one of their insurance brochures, i saw this sentence:
"we cover all the important facts (and issues)"
so that means they dont tell us the impt stuff
HAHAHAHA
of course im just playing with it... banks cant be like that or they need to eat prison rail bars, right? XD
i dont want to make mugs
im totally sian now leh
wad to do?
or should i cut of my face and put it on the book and start eating that
no no no no no
that wont do
so i should sit back, relax, and enjoy the nothingness
hurray!!
...

Crapped really hard at7:41 PM 0

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