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Sunday, August 31, 2008
Gunz, i got myself a custom crosshair. i play wib my bro but at about the last part i keep killing him. lollol54321. he was owned but den he lag, den waddamaddaeffa, quit the game roftlmaowtime. my custom crosshair here :)
ws a tiring week i say. friday, teachers day clelbration. go to sch n realised the positions of everything changed. helped out here and dere and tried my best to collect some effing ace readers. no offence to mrs kan but think next yr dere will be no ace readers, due to low support i say?? n mass danced. i danced, zzzzzzz. well at least i tried to dance lor, terence dancng wib me n den so damn loads of guys never dance. or...hor... go bak to class. was supposed to be a fabulous class party. but something grave happened. n the food was replaced wib tears. serious. more than like 5 pple r crying at once, i noe wad happened but i won say, i describe this as private n confenditial. so my co co crunch didnt help a bit, i tryta pass dem around, but was replied wib shaking hands and waving hands. yea i noe y. well, i thought chocolate was used to bring spirits up... what i can sai isdat that period of time is really solumn beyond any class party any party can get. so if you are an el rep, would u colelct ace reader passports in front of teary eyes. my ans is no, but i dunno for u guys/girls. ( i mean the same thing la) XD so dats y, so many ace readers i havent take yet. yea and i noe the cos of all this behind, its dis guy who insulted this guy's *******, and and cos dat guy to cry, and say all thanks to basketball. haiz. according to terence, he really feel like bashing dat guy who insulted another guy up. he say: " ni kan ta hui bu hui xiang da ta yi quan, hen qian bian rite?" lol, i really wanna bash dat gy up. ok so pple, u all hand in ace readers during hols hor, if u all going to sch. if not mon hand in to me lors. gotta rite letter to mrs kan again.zzzzz. and i got out of basketball. cos when i wanna go to the court dat time shi qi say:" u noe ms wong leaving at 12?" den waddamaddaeffa i freak out, WTH! is eleven liao walau damn. so i quickly go play play, den suddenly dis damn zai kia say :"wo ke yi jia ru ni men ma?" he he, good time to escape, the sky is on my side. and got out of sch. see 1 hole group of jps pple dere, n shi yao call me, say "oi u damn slow kia la we all inside jps liao!" wth, jps rvhs chiong to jps, and realise that the whole sch crowded wib pple like damn crazy. we wan go look fr ms wong but den she like havent out yet. WADDAMADDAEFFA, so acctually i listen rong, lol, so ms wong leave at 2, 12 she still having lesson wor. shit. so i nothing to do we found a baseball, so we go invade the JPS basket ball court and play basketball wib a baseball. their hoop so short lor, i jump den can guan ln liao. den w8 w8 w8. n den ms wong finally come out. jus dat moment someone shout: "MS WONG IS HERE!" den every1 rush to ms wong and ask questions about here and take out fone to record wad she saying and take picture like she is some sort of VIP jay chou from a plane in changi airport. lol. and i took a pic of ms wong mu hahahahaha. den tok tok tok in jps, had lunch dere. i really miss deir cheap food, i spent $2 on panda snack, 1 plate of nasi lemak, chicken, wanton soup, 2 drinks. whoa, if is at sec sch de hua i have to even sell my pants away to but all this stuff. lollol54321. den we go library, buut too bad the girls never follow us, dey so early wan go home walau. and den jia ying stand on some stone slab and think she very tall, walau, sir stamford raffles statue still taller lor. go to jurong lib and damn crowede. we chiong up to 4th storey and crap over dere until 4 o clock. by then almost every1 had to leave. but before we left, we all camp together to snap a pic. picture of ms wong/mdn wong snapped by me. my bro holding a book, me behind smiling, shi yao on the majority of the pic n holding my fone, yuheng face rotated anti clockwise, henry in the background, jozhi pointing middle finger, douglas acting emo. and last but not least, a construction worker in the super background which was unintentionally taken while we snapped.
according to mr lai: bu pa yi wan, zhi pa wan yi. so at 1st i dun really moe waddda hellhole he was trying to make some sense out of only after i ask class maters den i stata understen. so dis the wadai tot at 1st: cloth scared of 1 million paper scared of 1 million movements at 1st tot is wasa something damn chim. chea actually so damn easy la. rotflmaolollol54321wahaha.
maths today was maths. i flunk for maths. i sakin maths. i will do badly for maths. anything for maths. maths was wierd cos needa rite in foolscap pper. the 1st pg of my foolscap pper: a=b=c=d=e=f=g=h=i=j=k=l=m=n=o=p=q=r=s=t=u=v=w=x=y=z everything cancel. so 1st pper given other den q1, rest is total cancel markings. normal answers starts wib paper 2 XD. lol n hanyu forgot to bring potractor. n my last question tio trashed. rotfcmeosobsob54321bohoho.
sianz. omnimax, im ina helicopter. the rest, dun wanna say or dunno how to say or lan de say. ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ so wad, shui jiao lor. KICKASS
back on track. wib gunz. it all started on like tuesday, when i wanna open up the internet for some youtubing cos i no more games to play, i accidentally click gunz. dey bring me to dat damnned ijji webbie and i thought "eh y not tly out gunz?" so i login and den pless play live and den update... and guess wad? IT WILL WORK WTF~!@#$%^&*()_ of cos its super unexpected, it hasent been working for 5 months, n during dat period i had totally nothing to do, other den rosing a little, which i quit after a few weeks, n play some maple private servers, which i realise its sian cos 3 days i bring all my chars to 4th job. now finally, gunz is back on track. btw, gunz is de 1st game i ever played advertised my chuan hong n yu heng, de 2 damn shuai kia, but 1 is pro ownage yh n 1 is pai kia alfred hitch cock. yu heng noes wad alfred hitchcock means. its actually the writer of the 3 investigators, but alfred hitchcock means: "alfred hit chuan hong(ch) cock" haha, anyway gunz is really fun, n butterflying n spraying is fun too. n slash shotting n half steppping n light stepping n turtling n reload shotting n quarter stepping n lots more.
I hope gunz will be like last year liddat la, so damn loads of pple play, everyday 8-11. sobs, now the VIP (no offence) is gone and every1 turn busy deres no time for [E]lderly gathering anymore. yea i havent quit the elderly clan yet. wan att n def? hide n seek? tinyballs rally? gladiatior?
i miss em.
dats all for gunz. now for another track.
i love singlish. y? cos singhlish is easy to speak and can very easily show ur feelings instead of trying to like: "you noe? you noe? yea its dat feeling!" like the macdonalds liddat. and wads more it can suo1 ju4 damn easily. like the following example: enlish: oh dear, so what do we do now? Who make this mistake? what are we going to do?
singlish: so how?
the following example is provided my mr brown show pocast. and dats all for singlish
and now hp. i gonna changed my no, cos my mom buy new plan for me got 500 free msgs yay! my new no is 81009894, easy remember haha XD. and i gonna do my zou ji n play gunz now man, bai bai XD
today kick ass woke up late, but got the early bus lol. go lib take bus see wayne on top. took awhile to notice. rest of the journey is boring, but this girl sitting beside me put her bag next to her so i very little space to sit so i sit on the edge and whenever the bus turns left i will almost fall off. den reach sch: history OMFG kickass flunk for history liao, zzzzzzzzzzzzz. i suck in history. sch was sian today. come home play AOE wib my bro, finally noe how to connect thru hamachi and can play multiplayer together. He noob i send 1 troop of army to his side he admit defeat liao. lols. ok gtg le bye bye :)
havent been blogging for a while. srry i was too busy watching digimon and playing AOE 123. digimon frontier i finish liao wa so damn nice. the last part become the pro pro thing den kill every thing in its way. last time only can watch from TV but now i can watch on the net yay! at first... duh, no eng version. kick ass, watch jap version mute the system look at sub titles sux. finally at ep 40 the eng 1 came out! yay! now i finish digimon 4 liao, watcing digimon 3. the *teriermon* keep hugging henry and sit on top of his head and acting like a doll infront of his sis so damn cute! lol u all go watch la at bigtv. aoe ok la, but cannot survive without cheat code. like aoe1 photon man i can only use it if not i lose the whole game liao. long long time ago cheat until got nuclear missile and lazer gun... zzz lols. school??? argh. common test so sian lol. and mr teo our new sci teacher say he is best noun in sch for calling pple to stand up. yea i believe so, cos damn lot of senior say and he really made us stand up *me n hubert*, we all toking about wad is inertia he say we stand up and if we tok again den experiment hole class go cannot half by half. lols. n i dunno y he call us bring the damn think physics book to sch. but if is psychic book den i will bring. cos dat book so damn heavy if brig home everyday will have inconvience and if leave in sch callot study. wonder y the other 2 sci teachers never call us bring the thick thick book to sch?? wan tok about dat wednesday. go sch got pe but cos need to learn spelling too bad never change out just wear over. YAY SPELLING GET FULL MARKS! and mr yang rite 1 " hao " over dere :). anw we go to the hall for assembly mr chua caught me wearing over order me go change out, dats y i late for the assembly zzz. anw the assembly is the so far only assembly dat wont cos me to cry out of boredom. (to cry out of boredom is where u yawn so much out of boredom dat tears oll down ur eyes. ofTen happen to me during some boring classes and most aassemblies) it tok about teen stuff like love n se* and relationship and infactuation. i wonder y dey come up wib such assembly suddenly. most of the time is like SPCA tok, food nutrition, library books dot dot dot stuff only. now got this assembly every1 very ji dong jiji zai dong until very noisy tio scolded by teacher again. lol. de we all go bak class my keith call us to share out experiences of infactuation too badno 1 wanna share.(i wont share too XD) lol but mr keith and ms tan share. if only mrs chak told us about her story will be very fun lols. and i dunno y last time the teens go out is hang out at void deck and playgorund only. mr keith say cos no jhuring point n lot 1 dat time. liddat the hua last time go out wib class wont very sian meh? hang out at playgorund. to now hor playgorund is p1p2p3 stuff loh. heng i born in this nian dai, if not die liao. well great this assembly oso ansered huberts question, i wontsay his question haha. and the clip on underage bgr so damn funny. the guy involved in underage se* is terence in the clip LOL. i think class the terence surely very pissed wib the producer. lol so many pple tease terence man. but mr keith say terence is responsible yea. yesterday go out to library wib hubert. actually 1 2 o clock meet the hubert so late come at 3. den he flip out my hist notebook den read read read. but we so damnsian so end up never really stuy jus keep asking each other stupid question like: "when was qin shi huang born? is qin shi huang having se* wib his wife a contribution to society?" zzzzz. den we too sian until we go out to mac get ice cream. coming bak from mac to the lib the hua LOL see my mom. hubert freak out the run all de way bak into the lib lol. zzz. den i follow after him and we continue studying and asking each other stupid questions. lol. den he say he gtg i say i gtg den we gtg get out of lib and den i go eat KFC and den i go home continue okaying com. now adays i think i playing com too much liao. i scared later my jing shi become 1billion degrees. den i will not be able to see my glasses by then. aww. but i dunno how to control le, wan play den play feng liao. zzz. today, sianz. hole day do hw and use com play aoe 1 and watch digimon 3.
EH i suddenly remember on wed day guy ah the give assembly guy say dat the guys brain look like waffle and the majority of the brain component is made up of se*. u noe dat se*. u all agree or not? i dunno leh, every thou i guy i not very sure if dat 1 majority is se*. lol. dats all for 1 week, yea 1 week i think. yea so dats all bye bye and gud luck to every1 for geetting hich grades for common test next week n next next week.
Today, a very not unodinary day like every other day i have in my days on earth. no, mars. haha. Today morning start off i wake up seven thirty den still sleepy. haha. so i go back sleep until my mom wake me up close air con dun let me sleep cos ten thirty liao. haha. and den like every other day wash up, den i evil, use shower wet my bro's towel. haha. he wan wet my towel too! haha. my bro see my blog, den say: y ur post so little 1? he wan competition liddat i say u wan come challenge me who can write the damn longest post ever come la i damn pro i sure kick ur butts! XDXD haha. u noe, dats y i started on this post, yea, im gonna own his ass. yea. (im not a show off, but i think i will win XD)haha. den do all the basic stuff. before go terence house i camp at my com go southparkstudios watch southpark. got 1 episode cartmanland so damn funny from 2 pple a day allowed in become 800+ until cartman so dman pissed he sell the theme park away and den he owe the court more den 500,000 dollar den he keep crying cos all his money fly to drains. haha. den i never bathe jus chiong int the toilet rinse my hair den change and go out liao. at first i bring my pe t shirt cos i thought i can go terence house after do finish music exercise. haha. Now on the train a damn funny thing happened. cos today national day den got 1 kid like 6 yrs old his mom call him try to sing national anthym. he sing like damn funny, den the whole trainn( i think) heard him. he sing until all the tune wrong den his mom go sing wib him and den de dad go add background music HAHAHAHAHHAA. i was trying my best not to laugh but it really was dman funny. i see other pple laughing. (no offence to singapore and lee hsien long).haha. reach terence house hubert an assohole havent reach yet. den i see terence playing com k i dun disturb him. hubert come liao i say " oi asshole y u so late den coem" and den we ome up wib alot of asssy studd. shut up assface by terence. u are an assnose but me. u got ur as in ur mouth by hubert. sian we were too engrossed nito chatting den to start on the nerdy music. here comes the stupid part. we got nothing to do, so we formed into a small crew and made 2 videos. 1 is " how to be emo" and another 1 is "how to be gay". according to hubert and the video we made, here are the steps on how to be emo: 1 get ur frewn to slap u(hubert), i appear into the camera and den pretend to slap him in matrix. it was nerdy. 2: punch urslef into the stomach yea i think he punched his stomach. 3 wad grab ur handphone and eat it; i think hubert really ate his phone up so i tried to offer him my phone. 4: get ur frewn to slap u in ur back. well dis was done in matrix. How to be gay; carp carp carp. u wan to see the 2 videos u try going to hubert's blog i think he will put there. yea i think so. den we wtach youtube. got 1 clip we kep laughing over it was damn funny.
well, it was damn funny! the humping part, ROFTLMAO. lols. we got laughing so much. no time for music nerd. and den do all the nerdy music crap, from this i realised how nerdy msic can be, i really dun like music, but on the other hand, i love music, and mcdonlalds. haha. back to Jurng help my mom and all the boring stuff. sianzzzzzzzzzzzz. come home: watch some old south park movies while eating oreo. again SIANZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
i came across a pardy od ur beautiful dey change into youre pitiful. wad was dat? joke! damn funny. now im sianz. WTFASS NOTHING TO WRITE! OOOHHH MY GOD DUHHHHHHHHHHH nerd. ether that, or im copying hubert's, style of writing.
well, here it goes.
Now im gonna write about this guy but i dun wan to let you all know, his name.
So, I call him crappy.
Now crappy, You are a total asshole. You think ordering around is pretty fun huh? Now we shall see the truth.
Im just glad that nowadays, you get on your senses and stop calling me some gay shyt but still you are screaming at me shouting at me and knocking my brain juices off the jar spilling them all over my homework
Cos of Gunzed, I hab learnt the style of quick reaction So that the "fat ass" shall be protected. but still, dont think that im only at the defending side I can go offensive if i fking want.
Although i dont know what grudges you have against me, I still mind you calling me gay.
You, Are seriously lame. For u think that Age Of Empires is lame. If you compare AOE with yourself, You are a fatass. And guess what, AOE ahas three legs, But you only have 2, does that make you both impotent and fking lame? If I comapre me to AOE im a fatass, like you. But if i compare myslef to ur asshole i aint anything to sob over.
I feel Im in a dark room with this window But yet, When I stepped forward, The window gets larger(unlike what hubert said) AND SHOW ME A FKING PIC OF UR ASSNOSE!(XD)
I am jus glad, you are not one hu thinks U R on the throne and i am below ur feet
Say all the crap you want, but remember im not gonna give a damn
And if Ya think I am a gay,
Say more.
I need an excuse to make this post longer, anyway.
WELL DAT WAS IT! lols. i noe u all pple find this fking lame cos when you read u gonna fall asleep and when i read i gonna fall asleep too. because of this quote from the last post: "Though i have my last joke up my eye, That is the invisible membrane. I mus not tell it." And, im NOT talking about anyone, or maybe any1 i know. haha.
Ive got no idea y but this is actually a parody of hubert's poem. SIANZZZZZZZZZZZZ back to homeworking.
At this point of time im feeling extremely bored. Yea. Im bored. I fear. A boredom nerd is nt what I am. Blankness is taking over me. But yet, it is rubbed away at the same time. Is the blankness stagnant or staionary.
Nw that I see what I have in my brains, Im gonna ask God for a day of being occupied again.
Its long since i was liddat. But will that always be me?
Sometimes I feel like a player,
Sometimes i feel like I am a rider.
Though i have my last joke up my eye, That is the invisible membrane. I mus not tell it.
For although all can come in, all can go out as well.
I put blankness into space, into a vaccum, into a region of capacity. But...
Am i condradicting myself?
I feel like im in nothing, but only with a rainbow, But yet, When look at it, The glory from the rainbow disappears, And so does the rainbow itself.
Ive already made everything else disappear, I have to keep my distance from this rainbow.
But if the rainbow goes away,
Im bored.
No thing wants to spice things up, or maybe, they are too busy to spice other things to care about spice.
Well, Spice is right.
The time mustn't stop for me, And i mustn't stop for the time.
I like twists. For it brings about an impression that im spiced, or meaning that the bad guy wins it all, and that spiky hair looks nerdy, like hubert III=.=
Jking.
After this blankness, a glass wall is built
You can see the other side. But the wall still exist.
The following is some possible facts about me!
Hello! Oh! How great is it for you to stumble upon this really magical place where a ship happens to sail up the blocks of Nexon! For that you earn
yourself a reward and you get to know about some possible facts about me! :D
Hi! My Name is Tan Zheng Zhang. If you would also call me ZZ, Ji Ji, cockroach, cockroach kor kor, Chicken or TZZ i may have slight chances of turning my head and say: "YESSSS??"
Hi! My birthday lies on 30-08-1995. Of course, it is up to you to believe it or not! :p
Hi! My handphone number has increased from 5 numbers to 8! It is 81009894. If you would like to call me, do it at your own risk as there is a slight chance for me to talk you to suicide. :)
Hi! My age is... erm... well I don't know. Do your maths! ^^
Hi! My personality, like you have realised, is really really really downright LAME!. However if you think otherwise, you can send me a message and tell me my personality! At your own risk. :p br> My Wishes...
1. Healthy fried food.
2. A man that saves the world from global warming.
3. A man that can create good music.
4. A man that can make soneone laugh genuinely.
5. A healthy body.
My Loves...
1. Why Oh You :D:D
2. Fried stuff :D:D
3. Ice cream :D:D
4. Drama and ELDDS :D:D
5. GUITARR!! :D:D
6. Jokes! :D:D
7. More to come! :)
