Today, a very not unodinary day like every other day i have in my days on earth. no, mars. haha.
Today morning start off i wake up seven thirty den still sleepy. haha. so i go back sleep until my mom wake me up close air con dun let me sleep cos ten thirty liao. haha.
and den like every other day wash up, den i evil, use shower wet my bro's towel. haha. he wan wet my towel too! haha.
my bro see my blog, den say:
y ur post so little 1?
he wan competition liddat i say u wan come challenge me who can write the damn longest post ever come la i damn pro i sure kick ur butts! XDXD haha. u noe, dats y i started on this post, yea, im gonna own his ass. yea. (im not a show off, but i think i will win XD)haha.
den do all the basic stuff. before go terence house i camp at my com go southparkstudios watch southpark. got 1 episode cartmanland so damn funny from 2 pple a day allowed in become 800+ until cartman so dman pissed he sell the theme park away and den he owe the court more den 500,000 dollar den he keep crying cos all his money fly to drains. haha.
den i never bathe jus chiong int the toilet rinse my hair den change and go out liao. at first i bring my pe t shirt cos i thought i can go terence house after do finish music exercise. haha.
Now on the train a damn funny thing happened. cos today national day den got 1 kid like 6 yrs old his mom call him try to sing national anthym. he sing like damn funny, den the whole trainn( i think) heard him. he sing until all the tune wrong den his mom go sing wib him and den de dad go add background music HAHAHAHAHHAA. i was trying my best not to laugh but it really was dman funny. i see other pple laughing. (no offence to singapore and lee hsien long).haha.
reach terence house hubert an assohole havent reach yet. den i see terence playing com k i dun disturb him. hubert come liao i say " oi asshole y u so late den coem" and den we ome up wib alot of asssy studd.
shut up assface by terence.
u are an assnose but me.
u got ur as in ur mouth by hubert.
sian we were too engrossed nito chatting den to start on the nerdy music.
here comes the stupid part.
we got nothing to do, so we formed into a small crew and made 2 videos. 1 is " how to be emo" and another 1 is "how to be gay".
according to hubert and the video we made, here are the steps on how to be emo:
1 get ur frewn to slap u(hubert), i appear into the camera and den pretend to slap him in matrix. it was nerdy.
2: punch urslef into the stomach yea i think he punched his stomach.
3 wad grab ur handphone and eat it; i think hubert really ate his phone up so i tried to offer him my phone.
4: get ur frewn to slap u in ur back. well dis was done in matrix.
How to be gay;
carp carp carp. u wan to see the 2 videos u try going to hubert's blog i think he will put there. yea i think so.
den we wtach youtube. got 1 clip we kep laughing over it was damn funny.

well, it was damn funny! the humping part, ROFTLMAO. lols. we got laughing so much. no time for music nerd.
and den do all the nerdy music crap, from this i realised how nerdy msic can be, i really dun like music, but on the other hand, i love music, and mcdonlalds. haha.
back to Jurng help my mom and all the boring stuff. sianzzzzzzzzzzzz.
come home: watch some old south park movies while eating oreo. again SIANZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

i came across a pardy od ur beautiful dey change into youre pitiful. wad was dat? joke! damn funny.
now im sianz. WTFASS NOTHING TO WRITE! OOOHHH MY GOD DUHHHHHHHHHHH
nerd.
ether that,
or im copying hubert's,
style of writing.

well,
here it goes.

Now im gonna write about this guy
but i dun wan to let you all know,
his name.

So,
I call him crappy.

Now crappy,
You are a total asshole.
You think ordering around is pretty fun huh?
Now we shall see the truth.

Im just glad that nowadays,
you get on your senses and stop calling me some gay shyt
but still you are screaming at me
shouting at me
and knocking my brain juices off the jar
spilling them all over my homework

Cos of Gunzed,
I hab learnt the style of quick reaction
So that the "fat ass" shall be protected.
but still,
dont think that im only at the defending side
I can go offensive if i fking want.

Although i dont know what grudges you have against me,
I still mind you calling me gay.

You,
Are seriously lame.
For u think that Age Of Empires is lame.
If you compare AOE with yourself,
You are a fatass.
And guess what, AOE ahas three legs,
But you only have 2,
does that make you both impotent and fking lame?
If I comapre me to AOE
im a fatass,
like you.
But if i compare myslef to ur asshole
i aint anything to sob over.

I feel Im in a dark room with this window
But yet,
When I stepped forward,
The window gets larger(unlike what hubert said)
AND SHOW ME A FKING PIC OF UR ASSNOSE!(XD)

I am jus glad,
you are not one hu
thinks U R on the throne
and i am below ur feet

Say all the crap you want,
but remember im not gonna give a damn

And if Ya think I am a gay,

Say more.

I need an excuse to make this post longer, anyway.




WELL DAT WAS IT! lols.
i noe u all pple find this fking lame cos when you read u gonna fall asleep and when i read i gonna fall asleep too. because of this quote from the last post:
"Though i have my last joke up my eye,
That is the invisible membrane.
I mus not tell it."
And, im NOT talking about anyone, or maybe any1 i know. haha.

Ive got no idea y but this is actually a parody of hubert's poem.
SIANZZZZZZZZZZZZ
back to homeworking.

I love "feng" by jay chou.




(above) 1118 words, ya ok i noe i lose...