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Monday, September 29, 2008

Lol. In fact i havent really posted for quite some long long time XD muhahahhahaha.
was too busy watching south park. LOL southpark really rock! although its quite pian christians (which i dun really care) and very vulgar (i love) lol :):):).
today yang lao shi fa pi qi cos i think hubert did CID in class. awww. lol. he shout at hubert lor. now its like almost any teacher will unexpectly shout 1 lor. if you dun expect the teacher shouting u will suddenly see an angry face in front of the class. If u expect the teacher to scream the teacher will suddenly say "OK GO AND STAND AT THE BACK OF THE CLASS AND I DONT WANT TO SEE ANY OF THIS AGAIN" and continue with the lesson. lollol54321 in fact its quite true la (for me I suppose).

You all listen the Gui JI i put as my blog song thing. to me is hyridsuperuntrakilomegagigaterayotanice. lol really. its like very emotive and the tune is very nice and IT IS SUNG BY JAY CHOU!
yay, mrs kan never give back the journals during the weekends (to some people may be a boo but to me its a woo!) yay no need to do journal! save me a hw so i can slack and watch more south park. lol. actually for the majority of the weekend i never really play alot. I only tried to play some croatian rapsody so that i can break my own combo record and beat novia. aww too bad, it still stay as low as 200+. awwwwww.

today, still ok.
morning I wake up and zzzzz. my bro wake up earlier than me even though i thought i wake up very early. den all the usual thing and den go to sch.
sch is ok, but i didnt do my 2007 paper. so go to sch spend some time doing. walau even though i go sch do dosent mean i never put in effort lor. i spent the whole of morning and recess break to do it. thou recess break i didnt really use all. because mr teo and his ci lesson was really really special today and we sall had to copy the super long corrections for our sci assignments. aww! i copy liao its all around my pper and super suepr luan yi dui here and there. its like the whole page willed with words in colours black and blue and red and green. wa siao lor. i copy until shou suan liao. should lave learnt from loads of pple like zhang ying to take out foolscap pper and copy everything down there and sapler everything into 1 whole bundle.
chinese very sian. because we spent the whole lesson doing 1 zong he tian kong and 1 li jian wen da. lol the mother in the li jjian wen da so WTH lor, i think her daughter will really die. no offence to girls and mothers XP seriously. ya luckily my mom is much better than the 1 in the passage or i will also be a plant in a greenhouse. oh say until here i got 1 suepr lame riddle for u all.

a yellowhouse is made out of yellow lego.
a bluehouse is made out of blue lego.
a redhouse is made out red lego.
a blackhouse is made out of black lego.
a smilieyhouse is made out of smiliey lego.
Name the following materials to build the following houses:
white house
greenhouse

LOL.
the ans is not white lego and green lego, but is brick and glass u see.

geog we do a topo map reading. WA! the diagram super easy to do. but dat 1 is last year paper walau last year paper so easy do 1 ms tan say this year paper will do tons more difficult 1. kick my "at dollar dollar"

recess hubert act emo never go eat with terence and I. den we chiong down and eat while eating we talked about something like wad we gonna do if we PSL. but too bad yang lao shi say no guys be PSL in our class :(. but nvm who cares liao. lol he say CZH become PSL will go oilet 2 go in 3 come out? u noe why? because there is another person in the toilet and came out with them jus about the time CZH and his sec 1 junior came out! how very easy a riddle! lol scarstic. and Felicia so damn pro she become SC and never go for interview for PSL and she zong. wa, like hacker liddat i think its like godly. no offence to her but i dont really care anyway.

after sch i n hubert n wayne (yet to confirm if it is really a guy's name accourding to hillbird) and madelene (tell me if the spelling is rong) went to DNT lab and do our scroll thing. the super glue so damn pro we take some time like until 2.45 min over there almost like 3 quarter done liao. too bad the teacher wan to close the lab so we gonna fervor our legs out. and when we went back to classroom (our plan was to finish there) mrs kan was wib her students there having EL remidial. aww, so wequcikly packed our stuffs and chiong to study corner, and see alot of classmates over there chionging the jian bao. ROTFLMAO, i thought i sall the cl rep there. i think se jus waiting la if not yang lao shi will make her head roll. down the staffroom. jkjk.

and later we are done with the thing le we went to canteen for lunch. i bought coffee like normal too bad they will not sell coffee in sch ext time and i gonna sleep at 7 o clock without coffee everyday. argh! poor hillbird spill his potato chips and to prevent me from eating off the ground which will practically make his hair drop he step all over the potato chips :(. no more snacks although i think i am actually acting like a real bird, and another bird comes from the hill, right beside me. u noe wad i mean :) XD.

OH YA WE CANT FIND THE ART KNIFE! WE NEED HANYU TO LEND US HIS SUPER ZAI CARVING KNIFE OR WE ALL may die.

on sat was ok. we went to bugis to go national lib and we found the holy book of ancient chinese maths and we went back on 51 from bugis and passed by sch and finally alighted abck at the jurong lib and the time we spent on the bus was more like more than an hour. in dat bus we discussed about the CID and sha shou jian on how to win an I Pod.

after that I realised that i may actually be an author! the library got books under my catagory that i write 1 u noe!!! wowowowowowowoowowowow!!! ROTFLMAO lollol54321.

this is a pic (below 1) that i have taken today for south park fans out there. (1E dun have sobs sobs sobs :(:( ). does the pic look like Ike, in other words kyles bro? very xiang rite? hahaha!

well I think dats all for today.
bye bye "wave" :)

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Wednesday, September 24, 2008

holy shi*
my earpiece is suddenly missing
WAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHANOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
i have been with my earpiece for so long liao, now suddenly pao diao very very chum.
certain ways to get my earpiece ack, cos i am 90% sure that my mom wont buy me a new earpiece anymore.
Level 1: try to find it
Level 2: try out some earpieces that my dad has
Level 3: hope hubert's dad can spare me his earpiece

Level 1: DARK ITS CROSSED I SEARCH 3 HRS AROUND MY HSE AND FLIPPED UNDER MY TABE AND LOOK FOR IT AND WENT TO THE LIB TO TRY AND FIND IT AND LOOK AT THE LOST AND FOUND CORNER AND ITS NAHHHHH

Level 2: earpiece 1: Plug too big
earpiece 2: Plug too small
earpiece 3: just the right size.
BUT!!! THE DARK FONE SAYS "ENHANCEMENT NOT SUPPORTED" ARGHHHHHHH

Level 3: Nah, hubert says his dad cant gimme the earpiece
so im left wib no more other desision but to resort to lv 4:
buy it.

ARGHHH!!! i still donno how much it costs. zzzzzzzzzzzzz
im willing to save money everyday to buy it.
arghhhhhhh

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Monday, September 22, 2008

Please note:
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1st and foremost, like every movie...

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woosh, took me quite some time to extract that out from a movie. lol lol :)
stupid tzk, say i chicken out of this posting competition (i heard wayne say that on her blog) im gonna heck ur heads and kick ur nuts. u better duck out from my super pro missile or your three thousand plus post will go down the drain, into the resirvoir and into my stomach and passed out as MY URIN*. mu hahahahhahhahhaha...

lol, since i promised myslef to write as many words as possible, im gonna make it into something made out of as many words as possible. the following is a content page.

1. why must I be so stupid to come out with this post?
2. What made me come out with this post?
3. Who made me come out with this post?
4. When did I come out with this post?
5. some jokes I have seen
6. My day

1. why must I be so stupid to come out with this post?
there are many dumb reasons i come up with this crap. yea i call this crap cos so far i have been infront of my com for some 30 mins and i only come out with this crap. ARGHHH. alright, im not stupid, even though i came up with this. i come up with this cos my brother, on some random day, say:" oi bludder, wan have some blog post competition, i wan write twenty thousand word long long post"
too bad, he only come up with some 3 thousand plus for his post. (again source from wayne's blog) so too bad lor, i dun wan to be chicken so i say i accept his dumb challenge. den he so damn free huh, rite until so much. den i at my bed chionging my xiao dou dou, he think i wad? i never rite on that day i become chicken? come on la, want to have evolution from human to chicken need about one thousand bilion years lor. bangla (not a racist) Also, now i very very sian cos i nothing to do other than going hack room in gunbound, so i sit down here type type type until pain pain pain lor.
~ this following mark marks the end of the chapter that you are reading, chapter 1.

2.What made me come up with this post?
The fact that a nerdy nerd called me a flowering chicken (aint it obvious a chicken cant flower) made my insides (dun think out of the box, in this case body) burst into fireworks of the chinese new year (im still alve) and make my hands so "radio' active that i B L AAAA and come up with this post so that my brother will not call me a chicken anymore and he will turn into a chicken and my body will not explode until so big like hot air ballon but mabye a small ballon perhaps if he win me and to tell him that chickens are animals that lay eggs to reproduce so they in a million years are also unable to flower and so my hands will not be so "radio" active until it can become some random atomic bomb and explode and bring my keyboard, computer, house, jurong, Singapore, and thw whole of south east asia beneath the claws (if the seas have) of the depths of the gurgling water and i seriously hope you can quickly understand what in the name of zheng zhang am i trng to tell you because even when i am typing i am seriously going to be out of breath within a few seconds and i will die and you wont see a zheng zhang in school tomorrow but a half walking dead corpse sitting on my seat!!!
phew, if anyone can read that sentence in a breath i am sure that person can survive underwater for like a few days and live there with the mermaids and maybe attend school there or eat and live there and evolute into a half human half fish creature that can live on both the wide and deep seas or the vast and high land.
oops, got to go eat dinner. be right back to continue typing.
woots woots~~ hi i am back! :) and i shall continue with this long and long post or at least i think its long long.
end of chapter two and the chapter that come runing into your eyes: chapter three!
3. Who made me come up with this post?
LOL LOL 54321 i think this is actually quite obvious as this culprit is no more than the one -and -only -difficult -to -be -lucky -drawed -wrote -a -three -thousand -plus -blog -post -person -who -thinks -that -he -or -she -can -win -me -in -this -blog -post -length -writing -or -actually -typing -competiton, TEE ZACK KAYY. holy. actually, ya, he make me come up with this post. If he was to represent his post as a "so big that covers the sky and takes up the whole of the Earth", then i feel like representing my post as a , "so darking large until you cannot see what is ahead of you as it have been block by me applying to humans and spacemen and random aliens from all for corners of the universe (if the universe has) in four totally different diemnsions"
good, with this anellegy locked and masked into my mind, i shall therefore try my best to crawl all around and continue writing until my hands decay.
and here comes the fourth and there goes the end of chapter three of this post.

4.When did I come up with this post?
lol. If you want the exact time that i am typing right now, its actually:
year 2008
month setember
date twenty second
day monday
hour 19
minute 19
second 02
millisecond 97

good. And oh ya, i must add something to the terms and conditions too! If you all donno how to count time, then how will you all noe when is the exact time that i am actually writing up this long post?
the following is the edited version of my terms and conditions:

TERMS AND CONDITIONS:
TAKE NOTE, ALTHOUGH THE WRITER HAS STATED THAT HE HAS NO NEED TO PUBLICLY NOTIFY PEOPLE ABOUT THE CHANGES IN THIS ARTICLE, HE HAS MADE AN EDITING IN THE TERMS AND CONDITIONS. READERS WILL BE FORCED TO ADD THIS LINE INTO THE TERMS AND CONDITIONS BEFORE THE LAST TERM AND CONDITION:
.YOU MUST KNOW HOW TO COUNT TIME. IF NOT, FLY TO SINGAPORE AND GRAB A PRIMARY THREE TEXT BOOK BEFORE YOU CONTINUE READING THE ARTICLE.

yay, there goes my perfect editing, how nice? lol lol.
actually thisexact time can also make me look back into time, so that when i turn the clock dr=irectly to this time de hua i can actually see myself frantically typing out this long post so that my brother will not call me a chicken, that miracalously, can flower.
the following statement marks the end of chapter four of the article.
now here comes chapter five:
5.some jokes that i have seen strolling around the internet.
jokes cannot stroll, but in fact i am actually training my chinese, someting called yi ren or ni ren or anything that sounds like it. it actually means to transform something that is non living into living by adding human actions like the above strolling. hah hah hah hah hah.

ok here comes one stupid and lame joke:
A pet owner has no customers at all. for a very long month, he barely survived on rainwater and grass. finally he had a customer.
customer: hey sir. let me see this golden parrot you have.
sir: oh yes madam, this golden parrot is one of the most magnificent parrot you can ever look for in the whole of the world. Not only it looks so beautiful, it can actually repeat every single word you speak, every singale word, madam, i am not lying. If i am lying, you can come back and i will refund you twice the amount!
the madam believed the sir, so she paid and walk off.
four days later, this madam walked back into the shop, with some feelings like I had in chapter 2, the firework in the body.
madam: OI IR, U KID SMALL CHILDREN IZ ZIT? HUH? WHY YOUR GOLDEN PARROT I SPEAD ONE DAY TALKING TO IT NEVER REPLY, HUH? YOU THINK VERY FUNNI IZ ZIT? HUH, DUN SLACK THERE CAN COME DOWN PAY ME MONEY NOW!
sir: oh I am so sorry madam, on that day i forgot to tell you that this golden parrot that you have bought turns out to be deaf!
and the result of this story is that the sir gets alot of money because the firwork in that lady explode, den she dead. then this sir go rob her of all her money and become some rich guy.

look up. If you think that that joke is lame, you can go on reading the rest of the post. BUT! if you dont think so, YOU ARE SO GOING TO CONTINUE READING!!!!!
lol lol 54321, and too bad, if you are sleeping, you still got to read the second one, but if you want to shut down the computer and go to sleep, you are free to go!

The folloing joke now is in english. please take note that i have no intentions to burst any people who are reading from other languages. if you are bursted, den i am sorry.

THE FOLLOWING ARE TIPS TO SCORE WELL IN YOUR ENGLISH TEST!
1. Do not write about something that is not true, alien.
2. Do not contradict yourself because it is a good way to score well.
3. Exggrating is a billion times worse that writing something that is not true.
4. Always prevent yourself from attempting to communicate with long words when a dimiutive word can cover the long word's occupation.
5. Always avoid alliteration at all avaliable times.
6. Have you seen one word sentences? ELIMINATE!
7. Always check your work when you have done your work because your work may contain repeated repetition, which you dont want to repeat repeatly in your work.
8. the passive voice is to be avoided.
9. Dont you need to give more statements rather than questions?
10. Pick the correct idiom as they are the apple of English's eyes.
11. Comparasions are as bad as redudndancy.
12. Make sure you catch a glimspe of commonly mispelled words.
13. Dont never use a non double negation.
14.When you write a statement, try to generalise them to as full as possible so that people can understand what you are actually trying to tell the readers generally.
15. What if you are writing an answer? be more or less specific.
16. "remember that for every name or starting word, the first letter should be in capital." says zheng zhang.
17. Try to make use of firm words as they may pull your grades up.
18. An adverb is always followed by a verb.
19. Some words have dulpilicated meaning, but are unleashed in different occasions, recieve note.
20. And last but not least, never start your sentence with a conjunction!

Lol, the top one took me quite long to write, even though i got some help with the Aha! jokes thing.

And here coems a riddle my bro asked me...

on an airplane crash, every single person died. but two person survived. Why?
THE ANSWER IS RIGHT BELOW THIS STATEMENT! IF YOU DONT WANT THE ANSWER, DONT SCROLL DOWN FIRST!!!

because the two person are married.

If you got that, you will feel quite stupid, because the joke is lame and its main purpose is to make you look stupid, but fred not, you are not stupid because the real stupid thing is a joke, even though it make you sound stupid, it is stupid by itself.

The following marks the end of chapter five.

And here comes chapter six.

6 My day.

Actually, this is going to be quite long. but if you have tried your best to move through a stampit which is caught on a traffic jam in the middle of an ocean and a tornado diasater followed by a hurricane thunderstorm, you ought to congratulate your self like crazy.

Actually today also quite ok la. Morning wake up early cos my house the door spoil, then my mum turn turn turn turn the knob den got the chiang chiang chiang sound come out. den quite loud, so act as my alarm so i got up. den when i look down actually by brother already wake up liao, walau he camping at the bathroom i wan go in he say he combing hair. tick tick tick. time passes very quicklyespicially when it is morning. finally, i hear a chiang sound and he go out of the bathroom. And then i go into bathroom brush teeth wash face and bathe and u noe all the random but common things that you do for wash up in every morning. den i eat breakfast. wa, today breakfast so special, is bread with rasins! lol, its actually quite nice, so i gobble gobble gobble den very fast finish my breakfast le. den I walk to my bed room which kept my bag, walk to the front door, bent down to tie my wshoelaces tight, say bye to mom, close door and off i go to sch. since i tell ui wake up early, by logic you can tell that i actually got the early bus. to catch the early bus even if you wake up early, you still need to run run run and catch catch and wave to the bus driver. whoa, by the time i run to the bus stop i quite tired liao, but just nice got one 198 over there. take for a few stops. den reach library, lool, jus then the 97 was at my back. den i run run run catch the bus. i go the top place, cos i always do so. den i see reon over there. i wave to him and he wave back. den i sit in front of him and read one chapter of xiao dou dou. its the library one. it talks about something like during the holidays the xiao zhang xian sheng put a new trrain into the sch and make it into a library, den the students very happy, yea and you noe all the random stuff dat you may expect. yea, zzzzz. After quite a while, reach school le. when I and reon got down, we talk a little bit about gun bound. reon say he last time play gun bound before, but find it too lame so he quit and play maple private server. lol, i play private server with him before. i think he now still playing private server ba. den i reached my classroom. cos i need to wait for terence to give me the science assignment i got nothing to do, i take out nail clipper and go to dusbin and clip clip clip. then hao liao! after that i still need to wait for trence for the science assignment, nothing to do, so i take out physics book and read read read. finally, terence came le, he gimme the science assignment actually some go ans le. so He thought of a super smart way of patching that place up with foolscap paper, and thats what i did! i think that way is much more efficient than using normal luquid paper to luquid the ans right? save luquid paper save time also. yi ju liang de. After what is assembly, wa so dark sian la! i and hubert tio owned by ms tan when she say "OI HUBERT STOP TALKING! AND YOU OSO AH ZHENG ZHANG! I HAVE BEEN WATCHING YOU ALL!" lol. we apologised. then there was this very very veryyyyyyyyy(holding y down until the sun supernovas) long ban jiang li because there got so so sooooooooo much thropees want to give out to everyone. den we clap clap clap clap clap until we sianned of it liao. yea, when i mean sian i mean totally sian. because you need to clap for like 70 people getting awards. IT lesson, i lost something here, my thumbdrive cap! ahhhh! too bad, i search high and low oso cannot find. and den miss malia very angry lor, she like in bad mood cos every one the button and masking thing do wrongly. lol, she say to me "wrong...how to do masking without rectangle! WRONG!" lol. i donno need rectangle one lor. i thought the rectangle is like for extra background purposes only. and lol thats all. Then it was physics. our class got alot of people need to go attend the physics remidial ocs they never do very well for the quiz. walau my paper not marked i donno if i do well for that quiz or not. at first the teacher never call my name i tot i no need go end up my paper actually hacvent mark yet. argggghhhh. later if i need to go the science remidial den i die liao. lol. i now still kept in suspense. And hor i think tomorrow got the science prac assignment lor. if really liddat de hua den after i rite this post im gonna revise like crazy. arghhhh. recess, was ok. it was nt anything special anyway, as usual hubert cut our queue and go the 1st, and terence go the last. lol. and then we sit down, and talk talk tlk about gunbound. too bad hubert when he play with terence dat time he tio owned cos he commit suicide with SS weapon. actually when i play with terence also tio owned, it was like 21;7. i win 7 times he win 3 times as much. that shows how pro terence is in gun bound. den when i go back to class wayne and madelene tell me that i need go tell hubert about the CID tmr need to stay back thing. and in between lessons i think i forgot all about it cis i still chionging my science assignment. Later on is the chinese lesson. chinese lesson nowadays is very interesting cos everything is talk story so no need do anything. jus sit baack, relax and enjoy listening yang lao shi talk about the li guang qian story. i think very nice leh his story, is like movie liddat small small kid time meed a damn pro gentleman den later in the life meet the gentleman again and turn out to be father in law and son in law. wa, so dark qiao. but now adays such things wont happen liao la. we go overseas is not scared too cold but scared too hot, thats why there is air con in the airplane. If there is, tan kah kee will go there and say: who sirname is tan come here and get an ice pack from me!!!' lol, if liddat really happen the hua i will go. After that is english lesson. Mrs kan call alot of pple to stay back beecause they never do their journal homework. After that she tell us to discuss in pairs the letter thing. i and terence do wrong lor. actually the topic is the thank ur uncle fro giving u 2k$ but end up we write something like qin shi huang play gun bound tio hack and report to admin. lol so funny. after english lesson is actually geography. ms tan give us some black black topo map and call us to idetify this locaton and that location. because everything is here black there blakc den we all actually need t osquint squint quint in order to see what the map actually have. then when we go on to 6 figure, there is alot of discussion if it is **7**7 or **8**8, walau, why cannot like laths liddat. people eye sometimes got parallax error so accept =1 -1 lor. this is my suggestion la. but i not sure if i tell miss tan thw hua will work or not. next is math lesson. i dunno why mrs chak never come today. actually i prefer her lessons than the relief teacher lesson lor. cos when ever i see th relief teacher i noe its either boring test paper or "make you have the worlds best dose potion" powerpoints. lol. then today test i need to share calcultor with terence cos hubert so damn zi si he never bring calculator and den take my calculator and den call me go share ib terence. end up hubert finish the paper before the time and i and terence did not even see the 3rd question. walau. If this one is counted into gpa or i got thrown into math remidial for this, im gonna go to hubert's house, take his calculator like a chopper and chop off hubert;s head. lol. And then...
I think i write enough le. i write until so much that this dose potion is much more proer than the powerpoint. argh.. even the one writing is about to sleep.
if you have REALLY MANAGED TO READ ALL THE WAY UNTIL HERE,, THAN GIVE YOURSELF THE WORLD'S LARGEST APPLUSE EVER! THAT IS AN ACHIEVEMENT!!!!!!
well, i think thats all from me, and guess wad, I WIN ZK! YAYAYAYYAYAYAY!!!!
goodbye and sleep tight to all the people who read this post.
~This mark the end of chapter 6~

and now for some QNA sessions to help you in the xiao dou dou thing.
1. how many chapter does this article has?
2. do you think this following article is long enough?

thats all.
time i taken to write this post : 2.5 hours.
wourd count: 3900 exactly.

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Friday, September 19, 2008

today the day is dark super long.
morning wake up.
dark it, my eye havent accustom to the light den the light shine into my eyes den pain pain.
kick stars.
nvm den do all the crappy usual stuff and come to sch.
chinese brush painting.
i thnik i love my paint, cos its the only paint that has black coloured leaves instead of blue. the mo put so damn much until u see 50% of the whole pic is dark dark 1. wth. i suck in brush painting, and i think got pples say my back got ink. shyt.
PE, was quite fun but i think we take some time to gather n form groups. mr keith mever come today, actually i sort of prefer mr keith as the pe teacher cos he got plastic bag den throw all the valuables inside. den new teachers alot of new stuff and den cannot really accustom. played captains ball wib the absence of terence n hubert, aww. but its better to get the game going or next wedensday got council session again. and den felicia like normal snatch all the balls. and ken keep passing the ball to me. and alvin keep pasiing to steph den wan yih den yi jin den zheng han den sooner and later the 4 pple all blocked lollol54321 and i feel shiok snatching the ball from yijin lol :). and novia catches the ball by her fingertips, mmm.
recess, er still as per normal never eat but drik water. den tok tok tok wib terence n hubert n ken about gunbound. i hear dem say is like dark pro, den this person who use big foot is going to sink hubert into the "kong wei" under the ground and eart GP!!! muhhahahhahhahahhaha! anyway i hear them say is like dey damn professonal, and den my rank is above chicken and noes how to use big foot to sink pple only. but big foot SS damn zai, sink liao crater is so dark big until and sink a peson of aim correctly within 1 hit probally.
oh lol and loads of pple never hand in journals. :(
chinese: still ok.
history: still ok.
CID, a super big debate over whether to keep ancient chinese maths or not. cos resources running low. arghhhh. scan the whole sc lib for the books. and the sch lib super small. super super small. book damn little.
last min we changed our mind and fixed a pathway on the underground or highway to ancien greek golden ratio and golden rec.
CCA: wa my turn to speak liao i got alot of points wan to contradict the opp but den too bad gotta go down when its my turn to speck so no time to speak :(.
quote from pei ning " why u all go the chinese thing oneeeeee!!!"
ZZZZZZZ actually when she say dat i got some goose bumps on my hands.
and den the lantern thing.
go there find classmates den form 2 big group den listen them do the chinese ochestra 1st. that sux.
den the xiang sheng at least a little bit better.
den the 2nd xiang sheng very nice. but too bad its PRRC vs SG the accent gradient very high. lol.
den after the performance we get some random paper landern wib candles and walk round round the sch. got novia n jia hui and ken n me. i follow ken 1 since i dun feel like going ome so early. by then it was seven liao the csanteen very dark. dark until u cannot see ur frewn face 1. need lantern put over face den can catch a glimpse. anyway got this group of girls dey walk past us and dey keep making the ghost sound. den i scream loud loud and den the next millisecond, the caneen is filled wib screams, for the next 3 seconds.
ROFTLMAOWTIME!!!!
well i wanna say sorry to the people i scared. srry. cos i wan to try out what happen. and den go back. novia zao den ken zao den i zao den jia hui i think.
den in bus see jozhi n winkit.
wa winkit so rich got x box at home and den also got psp. i n jozhi see him play his d j max a while. actually if this d j max thing is implemented into com and o2jam, its quite easy.
den tok tok tok wib jozhi and how he actually train to lv 51 in a super short amount of time and how his form teacher ms zheng play maple and got to lv 118 and willing to play wib her class after exams.
lol.
now i come home and watch south park.
and blog la.
in fact i dark sian i feel like sleeping alot super super lei.
and i remember today the pple say dat my eyes ver red and ask me if i crying jus now.
WTF?
i didnt noe my eyes was red.
lollol54321.
ok i damn lei liao i go sleep after drink water.
bai bai.
:)

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Wednesday, September 17, 2008

jus tagged all the blogs on ly list.
ooh ooh o.O

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OH YEA, HERE COMES A RIDDLE!!!!!!

ABCD is a square. at every corner of this square, there are 4 houses and 1 person in each house.

A takes 80mins to go to B
B takes 80mins to go to C
C takes 80mins to go to D
But D takes 1hr 20mins to go to A

Assuming they take the shortest route possible, started at the same time and travel at the same speed and nothing blocked their way and no aliens kidnapped anyone to go to space and no one fell down and no one is paralysed and no one got distracted by butterflies (in the garden or maybe in their stomach) and no one rested and no one is out of breath and no one dies of hunger and no one travels on anything else other than normal simple concrete pavement and all the roads are identical and no cars run them down and no one swims there or cycle but everyone walks and no thunder striked them and there are no treadmills and no teleporting machines and no one ate special medicines to boost themselves and no one has different air resistance and so on and so for, why does D take 1hr 20min? (but not 80min?)

Ask me for the ans if you cant solve it and tag me if you can!!
woohoohoo!!! :)
due to stupid copyright issues, i have to credit my bro for coming up wib 99.998% of this riddle.
:)

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something kicked my stars when its dismissal time.
i dunno y we go buy lunch very quiet the table.
walau kick stars.
n i super think hubert is angry at me.
for being suddenly buey song n calling him to shaddap when he say "quick la quick la"
kick my stars.
shudden have say shaddap.
i think when today i give out the 50 phrases thing make dark loads of people dark angry leh. dey like "QUICK LA QUICK LA WE LATE LIAO WE LAIE LIAO OH IM GONNA DAI OH IM GONNA DAI"
walau, i try my best liao.
is like today after sch ima outcast.
like butters.
so wad to do? if i follow butters and become some random professor chaos who thinks that swapping bowls and flooding the world by using a housing water hose or create a hole in the ozone layer by spraying insectisides, den ima nerd.
today totally stems.
other den recess n pe, cos hubert keep his promise to be very nice at pe today :)
n recess we all tok about gunbound
WAAAA, CAN U BELIEVE IT? ALVIN SO DAMN PRO HE TOP 3 PLAYER IN SG AND TOP 16 PLAYERS IN THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
i think he play gunbound very long liao.
and now my current softnyx rank is : above chicken
wahhh
tio own by dem if i flowering play wib them.
zzzzzzzzz
anw, i feel more n more like an outcast
garrrrrrrrrr
nvm. donno wadda heavens to do.
oh and in this post, dark, stem, flower and stars are examples of me trying my best to get out of the world of vulgarities.
and i more thing:
srry hanyu.
NO THIS IS NO JOKE IM FLOWERING SERIOUS!
i think i a little too much when i reveal his name in the class today.
srry.
if u wan i play a game of bb wib you let you own le 100 vs -100
zzzzzzzzzzz
kick my stars, today totally dark stem. flower!
argh.

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Sunday, September 14, 2008

yo, finally back.
i got something effing rong wib my eyes on a random saturday afternoon.
look closely:

yea i noe i look damn ugly cos i jus woke up and have short hair and a damn big pimple on my forehead *sobs* *dont give a damn*
look at my eyes u realise that one eye is double eyelid and another 1 is single eyelid.
waddamadda?
i never edit pic hor :)
anyway now my econd double eyelid is back :)
and sunday walau hanged up at home chiong my file cos i have LOADS al oh ae dee ass havent put into my file.
walau
and i think dman loads of pple havent noe got LA hw. i shall put it here again.
FINISH EXPOSITION TEXT WS OTHER THAN PG 6.
BRING WHAT IS A PARAGRAPH WWS TMR
er well ya.
walau jus went to douglas blog and see his post. lollol54321 i didnt noe that he actually flimed me while i was doing dat slide glide.
and i miss my hair i was having that time.
and he mistake me for my bro. :(
DOUGLAS ELLO!! I AM THE 1 WIB WHITE T AND ZK IS IN GREEN T :)
lollol54321
and he changed his link.
yo douglas, u aint fat :)
though esna call u so.
jus tried to read xiao dou dou 10 chapetrs. actually on average each chapter only 3 pages. but i need 2 hrs for 10 chapters.
oh ya hanee, wad did i n terence do?
nvm

well i think every1 in class got an a1 for any subject lor
i get no a1
walau
deprove by damn loads
n dat pper havent sign yet.
hubert got 2 a1 lor he dman pro
n i think i see a pper wib a 3.7 WADDA???
omg
if dat pper is mine den i will be going for a trip round the universe
lollol54321 no la :)
now i mus study.
terence say dun use too much com.
and deres spelling tmr i only noe this morning
WAAAAAA
havent do anything yet.
lol at 1st i tot no hw den suddenly i realise got so loads
boo hoo hoo :(
anyway i love south park.
south park rox
kick ass :)
im trying not to be vulgar now
cos it sux :(
correction, cos it stems :)
ok i gtg liao
wanna watch some south park
and anyway I LOVE THE GOLDEN PSP LOLLOL54321
psp are from heavens.
:)
EOY exams so damn near le.
*correction, so very near"
must study.
sobs sobs sobs :)
bye bye i go watch south park :)

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Friday, September 12, 2008

sch
stupid chinese brush painting, i draw red blood cells argh ~!@#$%^&*(())_
mistook cherries for red blood cells, and my pic totally look like some shyt.
terence 1 so damn nice, alvin 1 is pro zai, n teacher 1 is better den the computer generated-for-hundred-days-continously printed version.
walau, bei own liao lor, my calligraphy grade havent even hit higher den C before and den now for brush painting, bei own liao, walau.
AND DAMN THE SPEECH
ARRRRGHSDFKJGNDFKGJKSGJFKEFKJBH
i spoke toooooooooooo efffing fast, until so damn loads of pple dun even noe wadda hell i m toking.
WALAU!!!!!!!!!!!!!
too bad.
dats all. for dat crapped speech.
kick ass.
friday PE was ok.
freezeee mr keith so damn pro.
n i it hubert on the leg.
n terence so damn pro goalkeeper
n felicia steal all the freezebee throw
after pe i never even eat a crap, jus drink some wwater, n go bak class do some ae are gee hage CID refelction hw.
sianned for a moment.
CID
wa babylonians so damn pro.
they noe the "paitaigorous" thy so damn long ago.
den y called "paitaigorous" thy not ancient-babylonian-special-way-to-find-a-length-of-a-triangle thy.
>???
si han totally sucked like some crapped shyt.
rite rite rite rite until so damn lan.
n pple remember got LA hw hor:
EXPOSITION WS FINISH ALL EXERCISES OTHER DEN PG 6
BRING THE WHA IS A PARAGRAPH WS.
hpoe u all went to see the notice i left on the board. haha XD
and saomething really strange.
August ace reader passport, totally tally 7/34
so only 7/34 do ace readers
WAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHA

ELDDS
sort of sianned, i see damn loads of pple sleeping cos today is learning how to do rebuttals not debates.
walau
and the coach point at me say:" who thinks this boy here, like most of you said, is gay, or somewhat gay?"
99% RAISE TEIR EFFING HANDS
WALAU
ok at least i feel more conforted when i realise that some pple are actually raising their hands becos they wanna joke.
i was so damn shocked. i thought i tried my best to change.
:(
sobs, i dun wanna be gay. really dun wan to be.
and lemme tell u, the person i hate most in ELDDS is dat nicholas.
during hol training he treat me like wadeva crap liddat.
alinate me, i effing hate him.
enough talk about seniors.

at the bus
gossiped about ELDDS, and our classmates.
i feel so damn bad about gossiping.

ARGHHHHHHHHHHH
MY PARENTS QUARRELLING AGAINM ERUIO GHMIOWERUHG WERIYGH 3RIOU GHERUIOGH
EFF DEM LA.
zzzz, dun think i can use com for very long le.
bb

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Monday, September 8, 2008

today in sch
smth went rong

argh, i hate that.
tabooed.

math, FFFFFFF
32/40
got pple get full marks lehh
nvm A1 den can liao :)

chinese
IM OUT OF DA HELLHOLE EVERY MONDAY FOR CHINESE
YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
SIANZ.

i lost my geog tb 1.
dunno wad happened to it.
hoped it didnt get burnt into joss pper when it was the seventh month.
i hope not.
at least when i find it i would like to see it in a whole, or mabe at least half.
sobs.
:(:(:(
tmr, chinese thing.
ARGH, its like terence did almost 99.9% of everything.
lollol54321
i think he now still chionging the chinese.
he damn nice.
but i think tmr i will do damn badly.
AND OH YA TMR GOT CHINESE TEST COME BAK
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(secretly yaying cos i didnt fail)
lols.
sian la.
and i hate my hair now
WADDA i wanna make it grow back longerrrrrrr
argh, this is like a buzzcut sob sob sob
nvm
no point complaining
walau.
i hope tmr will be fun.
and i think tmr got no cca man.
yea, if no cca de hua den damn shiok.
if got cca surely is debates 1.
at least better den drama.
walau.
i think i cannot play too much com le.
jus changed my specs in april n now i got some difficulty looking at the screen.
holy *toot*
ayia, die liao la.
walauwalau54321.
n timetable change l.
WAD A GOOD WAY TO START A WEEK WIB COM LESSON.
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
lols.the rest, blank.
blank for good.

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Sunday, September 7, 2008

finished tagging every1
yea

Crapped really hard at10:17 PM 0

WTHHHHHHHHH
I TIO 3 TIMES FOR DAT QUIZ
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
nvm, i wont do today :)
YEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YEAq!~!@#$%^&*())_FDJHKBVGMNDBM,DFBVJHSAVGCdh!!!!!!!!!!!
I FOUND MY SHI DIAN ZHONG BIAO LIST
WHOA YEAH LFJGLEKGHLTRHVKLERHIBGELIHNFVKLRTNHBVKLSDNHBKJFVJKR
lol
anyway ytd was very fun.
started off wib DRgunz
DR gunz rules
lv 52 now.
den i tried my best to spam off some hw
woshaa
then after dat gtg lib meet my bro, ran all the way there, some exerciseing for my hoiidays :)
and saw douglas.
and a baby.
and the ROFTLMAO thing is that that baby suddenly run to douglas and hit him on the shoulder for no apperent random reason.
the reaction was 1st a 1 sec silence.
followed by a defending ROFTLMAOWTIOS
den we looked around for libarians, if got they see us den we all pork soup liao.
pics of douglas. and otehrs.

Douglas trying his best to snap a pic of the toddler in the lib

the toddler wib his maid ROFTLMAO

He dont wanna be snapped :(

SUNDAY

ass ai eh an zacks
siu min say i very evil.
:(
lols
i removed that F
kays :)
lol.
DR gunz again, 1st time i tried to solo p43
die
giston eye is damn cool
and i managed to kill some pple.
and homework spam.
AND I FOUND MY SHI DIAN ZHONG BIAO WAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHHAHHHAHHAHHHAHHHAHHHA
and realised that wayne gunz IGN is co0kiezAngel.
and ate dinner
n play xiang qi wib my bro
and sianzzzz
CNT W8 FOR TMR
its sch again
i hate holidays
they are so damn sian
sch i a "tera"gigamegakilozzzillion times better
the expression on top is:
100000000000000000000000000000000000000;
0000000000000000000000000000000x
better
yea.
and i love collide by howie day.
its the music.
nth gonna do wib eng song or chi song.
dunno how sch will go along tmr.
I HAVENT PACK MY BAG YET.
and some ple gonna go for el remidial (not me hehe =D)
AND ACE READERS FOR JULY DUE TMR
AND ACE READERS FRO AUG DUE FRI
(sneak* i havent do my ace readers for aug)
HOLY
nvm, jus go lib pick random book and scribble some thing.
i hope mrs kan didnt see this.
lol.
nvm, STILL GOTTA DO
ARGH SLKHGELHGEKLRJHGKJRGH
nvm.
well...............
bai bai

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Saturday, September 6, 2008

tio tag. i dun wanna blog today. jus do some random quiz can le.

1.The person who tag you is.

Huang Guan

2.Your relationship with him/her is

gd frewn

3.Your five impression of him/her.

zaina man, act pro judo kia, tallie, very man, in hwa chong

4.The most memorable thing he/she has done for you.

chop my toot

5.The most memorable thing he/she said to you .

:im gonna chop off ur toot"

6.If he/she is your lover, you will..

try my every best to chop his toot off

7.If he/she is your lover.The thing he/she has to improve on will be..

have no toot

8.If he/she becomes your enemy,you will..

chop off his toot

9.If he/she becomes your enemy,The reasons will be..

his toot got chopped

10.The most desired thing to do for him/her now is.

chop off his toot

11.Your overall impression of her..

damn zai person

12.How you think ppl around u will feel about you.

irritating fat ass

13.The characters you love about yourself..

how fat my ass is

4.On the contrary,The char you hate yourself are.

why cant my ass be bigger

15.The most ideal person u wanna be is..

jay chou

16. For people that care and like you, say something to them

tthank you very much (waves)

17. Pass this quiz to 10 persons that you wished to know how they feel about you pass to people that have blog only.It's typed randomly, no preference whatsoever

1.huang guan

2.shi yao

3.douglas

4.esna

5.yong qing

6.hubert

7.hanee

8.felicia

9.novia

10.wayne
(if there is an 11, it will be jay chou)

18.Who is no.6 having relationship with?

Stone, i dono about now XD

19. Is no.9 a male or female?

female, deres a need to ask?

20. If no.7 and 10 are together, will it be a good thing?
hmm...hanee and wayne...u think?

22. What is no.2 studying about?

100% judo

23. When was the last time you had a chat with no.3?

5 hours ago

24. What kind of music band does no.8 like?

japanese stuff i dunno much about

25. Does no.1 have any siblings?

nope

26. Will you woo no.3?

error:
incorrect age entered (E008)
incorrect gender entered(E009)

27. How about no.7?

no.

28. Is no.4 single?

yes but soon not

29. What is the surname of no.5?

Chan

30. What 's the hobby of no.10?

listening to music

31.Does no.5 and 9 get along well?

LOL NO dey dun noe each other

32. Where is no.2 studying at?

RI

33. Talk something casually about no.1.

tallie

34. Have you tried developing feelings for no.8?

Error:
Incorrect age entered (E008)

Where does no.9 live at?

somewhere in Singapore i think.

36. What colour does no.4 like ?

no idea, never asked her be4.

.37. Are no.5 and 1 best friend?

they may be attached :)

38. Does no.1 have any pets?

no, i dun think so.

39. Is no.7 the sexiest person in the world?

no.

40. What is no. 10 doing now?

being online and homework.(i think)

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Friday, September 5, 2008

today went to terence hse do work.
the physics so damn chum all havent learn yet y mr teo call us do.
walau
and den we went to do the chi thing.
all the other chi teachers cnt make it :(
at actually we crapped more den wad we did.
MUHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA
i think there are loads of chi teachers.
and something freaky out of topic TY TO ALL HU TAGGED ME RECENTLY :):):):):):):)
and guess wad? EaRtHqUaKeW3 IS LV 30 MUHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA
BigGlowingP:Lv33
EaRtHqUaKeW3:30
YEA I HAVE 2 MORE DEN LV 30
and saw esna DP and display name
sexy Chocogal n EaRtHqUaKeW3 in santa suit.
lol, dat was super long ago, when gunz had deir christmas event.
was like ??/12/07, when i was still like lv 23?
den it was one big break before i continued, thx to CRC error. EFF IT.
and when i came back in gunz, they gave me a damn note:
The following items have expired:
santa suit(E008)
santa skirt(E009)
santa hat(E010)

or at least something liddat.
i think dis yr christmas will have more of this.
and the Elderly gunz movie...
lollol54321
haha lyndon joined gunz as Hdroxiridum
damn funny, and elderlies noe why he join gunz.
and y loads join gunz.
every1 join gunz after the VIP joined it.
aat first only me zk n yh n dan play.
den VIP came in and the girl to guy ratio of elderly changed drastically from 1:4 (the 4 is me zk yh n dan) to 1:12 in 2 months lollol54321
for personal safety purposes, i will not reveal who this VIP is.
muhahahahhahaha.

anyway the following is a proof that terence and I have benn crapping more than we have done in the chinese thing. the pic is terence take 1.
so damn funny ROTFLMAOWTIME

crapping

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HOLY MY BUT SPELL RONG!!!!!!!!!!!
ARGH~!@#$%^&*()p_+ SHKDGFKSR BJHYKJEHBGIETUH KEJVNHKETJHH KLETJV

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Now here's my plan, i dun care if u giv a damn lollol54321.

remaining hw:
history(today)
2 bio pper(today)
2 phy pper(tmr/the day after)
find out who is in my shi dian zhong biao(do in sch)
geog grp project(not confirmed)
chi teacher thing(today)

USED TO KEEP ME IN TIME!
OOH SHA AH SHA

an again i feel damn random.
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
so i came up wib this and quoted a quote from shi yao

SIANNING MUAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA(dun think its funny)

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Thursday, September 4, 2008

MORE THAN 1 BILLION KG WORTH OF DOG SHYT HEAVILY COMPRESSED INTO WAD WE CALL HW. ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!HJDRKGBUHJSFKBJHTKJGH

homework done:
rock ws
math assignment
zou ji
el journal
skill builders
jian bao
some parts of littlebeanbean
pian zhang du hou gan

shyt that is yet to be eaten:

2 bio pper
2 phy pper
find out every1 in my shi dian zhong biao
geog group project
being a chi teacher ppt grp project
remaining of littlebeanbean
history
some other things like revision

3 DAYS LEFT TO EAT
WHOAAAAAAAAAAA
MY STOMACH IS GOING TO BURST AND
MY NOSE GONNA ROT!
AND I REALLY HOPE THE SHYT THAT CME OUT OF THE SHYT IS GOOD!

actually meaning:

3DAYS LEFT TO DO
WHOAAAAAAAAAAA
MY HAND IS GOING TO BURST AND
MY BRAIN GONNA ROT!
AND I REALLY HOPE THE RESULT THAT CAME OUT OF THE HOMEWORK IS GOOD!
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ(holding Z down until the earth gets out of its orbit)

nooooooooooooooooooooooo
i hate holidays.
YEA U HEAR ME????
IIII HHHAAATTTEEE HHHOOOLLLIIIDDDAAAYYYSSS!!! (for deaf pple)

and the following version is for pple who have severe dibetes or came to a point that the glases lens are as thick as 3 the size of a double deck bus)(how random)

I H A T E H O L I D A Y S !! !! !!

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Wednesday, September 3, 2008

yo.
sianz.
again.
spend most of de day chiong hw.
BLAH!
and i pimped my blog a little.
yea i noe its kinda gay *at least to me tho*
AND MY FONE ALMOST GOT TRASHED!
F THE PUK CODE
ARGH!
fri mus go out.
kick my ass.
*rubs the sore butt and says ouch*
will stay up night to do hw.
sianzzz
i really hate holidays
sux like sum shytt
cnt meet frewns n loads of hw and saty at home sianning
walau
big t
remember go eat ur t ah.
jus came over sumething dat is damn funny to be laughed over.
its all at youtube.
ill post some below.
mu hahahahahahahahahah :)
anyway i think the pink colour soft toy and the welcome dog is cute :).

TONG HUA BUFFALAXED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
well dats all zzz
kung fu duck pure ownage.

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Monday, September 1, 2008

NO YAWNING VERY SLEEPILY at RANDOM GAY STUFF by ZSY.
totally sianzzz.
hole day stuck on com haha.
your *somebody*:
so fat when he/she stand on the weighing scale, i saw my handphone number.
so slow he/she misses an episode when she walk past the TV.
so stupid he/she studied for a blood test.
so stupid he/she climbed a 100foot high glass wall to see what's on the other side.
n s on n so for.
today = sian.
tmr = nt so sian
nxt week = very much better
zzzzz
who plays gunz?
who plays Rose?
and who plays AOE???
gunz flyff gunbound maple rakion pangya o2jam audition space cowboy kongkong(duh) rose cabal PS1234 any1 plays?
i share 1 same name almost everywhere.
EaRtHqUakeW3
duh, i manage to play wib RZ gunz 1 day.
kickass my bro come in extra den RZ run away.
den i run away.
the end of the new gunz story.
who's going for PSL thing tmr?
n siu min will lend me her sci assignments, i forgeta get from elma n now i hava spend some money to photocopy 1 billion pages worth of assignments *sobs*
i need to talk more about pple.
jay chou rox.
tony stark flirts according to hubert cos he is so damn pro he can make a girl have*** wib him within 3 mins in america.
r we gonna have a class outing o.O
oops, woke up from a sleep, srry i was sleeping halfway while I was typing.
jay chou olympic song rox.
haha.
im gonna get an emo pocket from ZSY.
n hubert a guitar (for a weapon)(not)
shi yao ownage.
terence become damn zai SC in future.
lollol54321.
i wan to be PSL.
very fun
dunno tmr wad sort of question will de pple ask leh?
zacks zacks zacks
wo hen bored.

不可以向然东咖一的东西很累地打哈欠
chinese translation.
39th post.
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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Hi! My Name is Tan Zheng Zhang. If you would also call me ZZ, Ji Ji, cockroach, cockroach kor kor, Chicken or TZZ i may have slight chances of turning my head and say: "YESSSS??"

Hi! My birthday lies on 30-08-1995. Of course, it is up to you to believe it or not! :p

Hi! My handphone number has increased from 5 numbers to 8! It is 81009894. If you would like to call me, do it at your own risk as there is a slight chance for me to talk you to suicide. :)

Hi! My age is... erm... well I don't know. Do your maths! ^^

Hi! My personality, like you have realised, is really really really downright LAME!. However if you think otherwise, you can send me a message and tell me my personality! At your own risk. :p
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My Wishes...
1. Healthy fried food.
2. A man that saves the world from global warming.
3. A man that can create good music.
4. A man that can make soneone laugh genuinely.
5. A healthy body.

My Loves...
1. Why Oh You :D:D
2. Fried stuff :D:D
3. Ice cream :D:D
4. Drama and ELDDS :D:D
5. GUITARR!! :D:D
6. Jokes! :D:D
7. More to come! :)

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