Sit On My Ship And Lets Sail Off To Crap

The following are entries of real crap.

Sunday, August 30, 2009

happy birthday to myself
happy birthday to myself
happy birthday to myself again
happy birthday to myself

--silence--

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Thursday, August 27, 2009

After a talk with Hubert on the bus today, I realised that I was super lucky to be in ELDDS, because ELDDS is one of the few CCAs in school that is something you would look forward to and really love it and you would be happy during CCA :). Hubert said he totally don't like his social circle in choir and really regretted that when the people asked :"who is going to put ELDDS as their 1st choice" he rejected. Anyway now I feel really lucky :)
But I don't think there will be CCA tomorrow...
Maybe we go out again ba :)
Oh yes talking about results, I totally winded up my English. :X I got a B4, and I looked at my composition and asked myself:"Tan Zheng Zhang, why the hell were you a retarded gay fag when you wrote this piece of sh*t!"
BUT ANYWAYS!!
My birthday is coming soon! on Sunday:
Really hope that once I turn 14 I will stop playing so much computer games, be much much more mature, have a larger social circle, be more hardworking, and adhere to all the stuff that i had posted in the last post. It's going to be reeeeally difficult but with will power, yes I can do it!
TAN ZHENG ZHANG! STOP BEING A BOY! BE A MAN! DO THE RIGHT THING AND MAKE A RIGHT CHOICE! GROW SOME B*LLS!!
Ok just kidding :) (That was the holy taboo-ed clause)

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Sunday, August 23, 2009

Anyway, here is the part when I am scolding myself and only scolding myself:
The president of my heart says:
TANZHENGZHANG! TODAY PEOPLE HAVE POINTED OUT YOUR WRONG DOINGS! TO YOU IT MAY SEEM LIKE A PIECE OF SH*T, BUT LOOK ITS WRONG! YOUR CRAPPY HABITS, THE INCORRIGIBLE MISTAKES YOU MAKE, ANND *WHAT YOU DO WHEN YOU GO ON TO THE NET*. TANZHENGZHANG! **** YOU! I'M GIVING YOU ONE WEEK TO SOLVE YOUR PROBLEMS:

FIX YOUR HAIR
REGULATE YOUR TIMETABLE
HAVE A FAIR JUDGEMENT IN MOST CASES AND TRY YOUR BEST TO GIVE THE BEST SOLUTION
BE A FREAKING LISTENING EAR
RESPECT OTHER PEOPLE'S POV
APPRICIATE IT WHEN PEOPLE CARE ABOUT YOU
SAY "YOU'RE WELCOME" WHEN PEOPLE SAY THANKYOU DAMN IT!
SECURE WHAT YOU DO ON THE INTERNET DAMN IT!
FIX YOUR ENGLISH
CUT DOWN ON SINGLISH TYPING STYLE AND PUT IN YOUR APROSTOPHE AND CAPITAL LETTER DAMN IT!
STOP BEING LAZY AND START DOING WORK
DONT PROCASTINATE DAMN IT!
STOP ************ DAMN IT SERIOUSLY!!!

AND I AM GIVING YOU A WEEK!
OR I WILL KILL YOU!

bad side: oh... erm... ok...

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is apology something so difficult to give?
if an apology can solve problems, even if I think that I am not a cause of a problem i would give.
Being involved in a situation, being an antagonist, but you wont give an apology in whatever circumstances. You demand it from other people because you think that there is nothing wrong with you. Seriously i still treat you as a friend, but I freaking detest the way in which you solve problems to the core. You don't want to start a conversation to find out what people feel about you and why so many people hate you suddenly. You stay narrow minded and keep thinking that there is nothing wrong with you and the fault lies on other people. The fact is that everyone thinks the same way, and it always takes any party to step in and apologise and say that lets be friends again. I did that like during wednesday. You should do your part too. Pretending that everybody is against you; pretending that everyone is at fault and you are innocent; pretending that everyone must come and apologise to you because you think that they are the causes; no, all of them wont work. Imagine how the world goes round in this way.
I'm totally not flaming you in any way or another. I'm writing on my blog because i really hope you can get rid of that childish way of thinking.
Plus, I'm not only refering to you. It takes a combined effort to solve a problem together, and if anyone does not want to take part for whatever reasons and wants things to remain the same way until someone drops their face and come to apologise to you, is seriously not the way in which you are going to solve a problem. That way you will only piss more people off, I'm serious.
Stop thinking that people are in the wrong. Remember that when you point a finger at someone 4 other fingers are pointing back at you? Try to find fault in yourself first, and when you really can't ask the person who you are having a war with. Have a friendly talk, and that's how evey fight is necessary and every negotiation is necessary to solve long term problems.
Have a friendly talk, find out how others think about you:
I apologised to Terence already.
Hubert please apologise to Terence.
Alvin please apologise to Terence.
Zheng Han please apologise to Terence.
Terence please apologise to Hubert and Alvin and Zheng Han.
If you don't want to apologise just use the magic phrase "lets not be rivals again". they work the same way for guys.
Not using dictatorship style of controling things going out of control, but can you all do it in 2 weeks? If not, there will be more implications which i totally don't want to say. But getting back to the point just solve the problem asap for the good you you and me and him and everyone around you.
ps: dont go around and start scolding. In this post I'm scolding myself too

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Saturday, August 22, 2009

was peering into my past
you know the blog history thing? i was looking into my past, what i typed, what the pcitures over there.
And i really really felt very nostalgic :)
last time i was so freaking innocent
not now
now i am a gay fag and a killer *.*
my typing style changed
let me attempt to type in my last time language:
tday dark sian lor...
morning wake up 10 o clock WA! SUN WAKE UP I NEVER WAKE UP LEH! bei owned. doing the usual stuff, brush liao teeth then eat liao breakfast then play com... you lai...
i miss R.O.S.E! my cart!!
*exit from sec 1 style*
talking about rose, i didnt really play it already. Now im sort of really missing it, cos ruff rose now like closed down le. pathetic!
*enters into sec 1 life. lol this is like a stage*
ok got one dark wierd thing happen
i drive drive drive until hand drop off then got this big big thing like dragon come out of nowhere.i sort of like said "HEY YOU GET OUT OF MY GARDEN" but that thing come chase my cart until i die. noooooooooooo!! kill me can le leave a dent in my cart for what!
lunch go out eat mac again. tday realise smth dark dark suckish. the mcspicy thing got oil drip out 1 when you go squeeze it. All the pple eat mcspicy liao high blood pressure and then go hospital and then doctor say "YOUR SON DIE" and then they all die and then everybody cry and then...
and then...
and then...
bei owned!
yesterday morning wake up early in morning 7 o clock, need go school practice how to walk like chicken :(
NOOOOOOOOO I DONT WANT TO BE IN CAST!!!!!!! I HATE THE LIFE OF A CHICKEN!! I HATE CHICKENS!! even tho i eat them and chop their heads :)

*exits:
that was one tought job. but as you see, i replaced no!!!!!!~!@#$%^&*( with NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO and there are really many additions of lame stuff. My vocab there wasnt really very good, and my style of speaking simply eats shit. Now i speak in a mre or less better in english, and i no longer say dark and bei owned. i replace them with damn and pwned.
i dont play r.o.s.e anymore, and i love DRAMA! i dont know why i used to hate drama so much and how much i wished i wont get into cast, maybe its because there is always a first time :)

anyway go on and look out for June 2008. See the top few posts where there is a picture of me wearing the white top and brown bottoms? yes! look at that thing! and try naming me 3 differences in which i look different now *apart from growing fatter because apparently i ate snacks like 4packets/week*
talking about how i managed to talk in my sec 1 form, i took 3 drafts to be able to craft out that thing
now i really feel nostalgic :)
to all the worlds of bored people out there, blogging can be your saviour! look into your past and see your differences, either you cry badly or you laugh at yourself in th past :) i mean its like 2 different people, like you are reading someone else's blog, but its yours, the memories are yours, and its gets really interesting :)
rakes up the past too, hope they can cover for the present
no one knows how much i can be back into sec 1 life :)
bye bye and have fun with your blogs!
ps: i used to blog so frequently, now im blogging like 4 times a day and 2 times a week. yea wayne you are right, it can be a new form of blogging! haha i replied tags in such a creative way :)

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FREAKING SIAN NOW!
I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT TO DO LA STARE AT THE COM!!
ok some games i and my brother created together:

turtle palms:
an interactive game in which you try to block the forefront palm attacks of your opponent as much as you can while occationally see a point that you can try to attack. the rate of blocking is to the rate of attacking is about 9:1, which therefore gives its name of turtle palms, because a turtle spends the life of its head about 0% in the shell, protecting itself, while occasionally sticking its head out :)

smakass:
the title says it all: smack ass. you try to smak your opponent's ass even though you are battling it out face to face. needs a lot of interaction. really tiring. and the longer your hands the better. Also you need to get your brains working so that the opponent's ass can be of reach to you. quite tough, check your health before playing, a bad heart can lead to stroke, heart attack, which may result in death if not properly taken care of.

ThrowYourOpponentOutOfTheTinyRing:
a game in which you and your opponent stand on a narrow lane, trying to push your opponent out of the lane while keeping your balance and trying to stay in the lane. Perfect game if you need some balance training or trying to work your physics out in learning the usefulness of momentum. The best way to win is to make use of pinpoints in your opponent's balance and taking them to your advantage :)

today was sort of screwed up. it totally sucks and is freaking sian. Morning totally dont know what to do so play worms world party wityh my brother while letting EaRtHqUaKeW3 afk in a pig farm to get my special agent o badge. then it was about like 2 and a half hours. actually want to swim but i need to wait for this air con repairman to come. he say he coming at 3 o clock, so maximum i can 3.30 go swim with my bro liddat. then we wait until 5 30 then the guy come. damn pissed he destoryed my timetable, and he didnt even care and iddnt even say sorry. i ask that damned repairman "why you come so late, thought you say 3 o clock" . then he say:"little boy complain so much for wad? clock spoil got problem is it?" wa i want to make use of the power of tou su han and go complain until they die. BASTARDS!
then sian lor... then around 9 o clock come blog again.
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tell me what to do, give me a magic potion that can heal me and get me the grasp out of this really frightning word called BOREDOM!

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Singapore PM said sg should have racial and religional harmony
nah! far from that! its only the surface!

just recently i came across this argument between a Bhuddist and a Christian and a free thinkier:
Christian: There is only 1 God, and it is the Christian God, and believing in all the other Gods are deadly sins and you will go to hell.
Bhuddist: Wrong! How can you say this! The Bhuddist God meditated and died to stop sufferings and voilence! You are doing the wrong thing in believing other Gods!
Free Thinker: I DONT FREAKING GIVE A DAMN!
if that continues on there will SURELY be a racial riot
and i just heard that yesterday when i was on a bus.
to stay together as 1 united people regardless of race language religion
TOUGH JOB!
BUT SG YOU CAN DO IT!!

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Wednesday, August 19, 2009

and i forgot to mention that i am damn pissed with myself and damn stupid for the whole terence crap. Im sorry

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oh no i didnt clear my blog

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did i clear my blog? wow this is cool!

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Days are getting more and more boring. And things stir up out of no freaking reason, yes one thing you can never run away from is conflict. woof woof
Anyway i havent been blogging for quite some time because im quite busy with work and sleep and of course needless to say maplestory. lots of things cleared up which is good, but the optimum has yet to arrive.
Monday was quite ok. CID was totally screwed up, there are people totally uninterested in it and there are whole loads of quarrels and dao-ing on purpose. Fk CID i totally hate it like some piece of shyt. i totally forgot what happened in class. i only remember what happened afterwards. i went to KFC and eat with hubert ken elma freda cheryl and novia. actually the bachormee clique and they all also wan go eat de, but we too lazy wait and scared no table so we go 1st. after that i went to JP ad gave wanyi her homework, and gosh i cant find the popular in JP. follow the signs see the popular so big over there still turn in circles. and i found what i was looking for thx to wanyi, i look at the populat for like 20+ minutes for the star paper and she found in like 30secs. make me feel that both my eyes fail like siao.
tuesday i forgot what is happening totally in class. After that CCA ex-co results for sec1/2 came out. OH GUESS WAD?? SEC 2 EXCO IS *** *** i cant say or i will really get punched up by her. anyway we went to the coffeeshop near vivo for lunch, wasted loads of money, bought other stuff to eat and went to sky garden to chat. was really entertaining and we had a competition with the sun. then all of us gtg and we went off around 5. took 97 and change to 198. OH YA ON THE BUS SOME B*TCH APPEARED. i was sitting at this place with terena and vivan and peining but apparently all of them slept. then i see a old lady in front of me, so i give up my seat for the old lady. the old lady want to sit that time got some 20+ years old person go sit then the old lady beside her she pretend she never see. wtf la, damn pissed off.
wednesday is today, dont even bother talking about it. take it as if im sleepwalking the whole time i am out of my school.
alright i very happy that the EL war has ended. Hia is back to normal and she is engaged or something. actually i feel the seniors are heroes because they give up their face to stop any more conflict happening. Ya they are heroes, but when i hear both sides the argument i at 1st donno what to choose. so we all came to the conclusion that we should all **** anyone who does anything bad to our CCA from then onwards. can really feel our power of unity.
And today i forgot to collect my 5.60 yet again. damn pissed with myself
thats all and im a little teapot short and *something forget the lyrics*
bye bye

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Hubert, i did my part and unscrewed. I finally forgave him after losing my head and getting really freaking pissed on him. Yes i forgave him, now its your turn. Have a clear mind, grow some balls, be a man, do the right thing, vice versa, applies to both parties and i hope they will understand. :)

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Thursday, August 13, 2009

just heard of a damn pro joke!!!!
ok today im only here to post this:

people say that when blacks become president, pigs will fly. After barrack obama became president, swine flu(flew). LOL

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Tuesday, August 11, 2009

for no reason now i feel a little bit half pissed at nothing oooh wtf. today was totally screwed, yes totally, apart from EL WEE I LOVE EL!!!!!~!@#$%^&* ok anyway chinese we did compre, PE the same old stuff, recess the same old stuff, math we started on a new topic, com was still around the same, and sci we went lab, and el we watched presentations and spent the rest of the time in class reading storybooks. i couldnt wait for CCA serious im missing it like siao.
today was farewell, my seniors titled me the most zi hai guy in EL lol :) it was totally fun, and the pictures part were touching. i had to clutch the place where my heart was because it was aching. omg i will miss year 4s like siao man :( and year 3 pple are freaking creative and zai, and year2s are da fang and zi hai, and year 1s are freaking helpful :)wee yes ELDDS i love you!!
then went home, my cca mates bu jian le! F5
then went home with hubert, talked a bit. emoed the rest.
and then went home freaking tired, and here I am :)
its been a loong time since i tagged anyone's blog shall mass tag tomorrow :)
sian
i promised myself not to screw my chinese, now im feeling that i am going to screw it up after all.
phuck

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Saturday, August 8, 2009

something for all of you all to gratz me!!
my ice mage got to lv 70!!
my flame wiz got to lv 65!!
i didnt no life rush maple whole day!!
i love noteworthy!!
haha!!
wait!!!!!!@#$%^&

how the heck do i change my skin?
erm ive been using my skin for 14years straight
the only person who manage to change skin is michel jackson, who died shortly after.
the moral of the story is that:
i will not change my skin!

ok thats really random
too busy gtg bb!!
and oh eys i forgot to mention:
this week was the most stupid stupid stupid stupid week ever
shyyyttttt
oh and happy bday wanyi!!
ok bye

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Tuesday, August 4, 2009

budge
this is my 152th post
wow!!
its an achievement!

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BUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
ITS AN EARTHQUAKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
BUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWAWAWAWAWAWAH

FLU FIGHTING IS HARRRD
U CAN DIEEEE
C THE NEW FLU COMING UP
KILL KILL KILL, WALAU FLU YOU NO LIFE LA

YOU ALL KNOW HOR FLU IS SUPER STUPID
OMG TODAY GOT CRITICAL CONDITIONS X5
U WILL DIE!!!
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!
WEEEEE!!!!

THERE FOR THERE'S AN EARTTTTTHHHHHQUUUAAAKEEEEEEE!!!

just some place to throw out the explosive energy left in my chest. Its like I'm feeling so tired already but I'm still jumping on my com chair LOLOLOL
sianzzz
random
bugde in budge out wee~~

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Monday, August 3, 2009

douche bag zzzzzzzz
Today, I go on with my boring life in which nothing spices up and every mood stays rock bottom in which every smile I make is sort of forced in which I feel like sleeping in class so much that i have to rely on my water bottle to keep myself awake.
Physics teacher was sort of in LOA today. He didn't come at all. From other classes I heard that he is quite lousy... but that is something called "dao4 ting1 tu2 shuo1" so it may not be accurate.
I am here for a purpose, to scold a person.
This person is a retarded gay shit.
Of course the abbrivation(pardon) is RGS, which in other words, Raffles Girls School. Ok wait I'm not scolding anyone here, neither am I here to insult RGS. Ha Ha that was so funny, oh wait I forgot to mention that it was not meant to be a joke.
English is seriously killing me to the core. Who loves to do presentations everyday? I mean this year, we can be sent for the world records for presenting in front of the classroom for the most number of times in the least amount of time. Count back, and you realise that your scripts, if you bother keeping them somewhere, are starting to pile up, and you may need to bring it to the Tuas incineration plant to have all of them burnt.
Alright that was so random, I wonder how would my life be if I was not a random person? I mean almost the thousandth person commented that because I have nothing else to say and that's why I'm being so random.
Today in school was seriously borrring.
Oh wait I think I mentioned it just now. Ha Ha, that was so funny, oh no it was not meant to be a joke.
Anyway today when i went home from school Brendon, Terence and Hubert ganged together and pranked me totally. It was the 1st time i felt so agitated when Hubert left my thumb drive in school and expected me to go all the way back to school when I was nearing home. And then after everything I realised it was a just a prank... my thumb drive was always with them all along... oh how gullible am I, maybe I should start looking for points in each fact that is messed up to prevent myself from getting pranked on again. For example, I would have called Hubert to go back to the school himself because he is on 963, which apparently number1: is a direct bus from school and number 2: are the 1st 3 multiples of 3. Alright, the number 2 was so random. Anyway it still goes to show that I am really gullible. MAN I'VE GONNA BUCK UP!

The next section of my post is dedicated to students out there who have mental problems or are just born retarded. (It's the FUN WAY!!! AND NOT THE GOTHIC AND EMMMO AND SCARY WAY!!!) Alright! Maybe more exclamation marks should be added to spice up the atmosphere!! Anyway here comes your test:

Did I write this post?

To answer, simply look out for the 4th heart shape (or Y) from the top at the middle of the web page, type in your particulars, and answer the question.
I thank your patience because it may take maybe 30 minutes to understand how to start clicking!!
Anyway it's time to reply tags, although its not my type to do in on a post, but there is just too much.

Seow Hwee:
Yea, good. Now there isn't even a need for battle weapons anymore. LETS PARTY!
Wanyi:
Performed and performed XD
Wanyi:
Thanks for that compliment, although the humor bone hits because the post was seriously randommmmmmmm
Novia:
You ought to be really glad someone out there hits he's head so much more than you do! They hit their heads even on white board and computer screens too!
Seow Hwee:
Good that you understand, if not you would need a brain checkup.
Jenn Shyiang:
It's understandable when people don't understand what I'm talking about right?? Oh come on my blog is my world :)
theMak:
I replied! Wahaha!!
Seow Hwee:
o.O hmmm... Lets see, was that the 1024th time or 1025th time someone said I was random?
weilin:
wooo weilin :)
wanyi:
Thanks for that :)
Bernice:
But to your dismay, no matter how amazing annoynomous was, it was me... so... now it is not amazing anymore... NOOOO!!!
XiuMei:
Oh are you so smart or is it that that day was your lucky day? Hmm.. this needs pondering...
Wanyi:
That's it! That is the 1026th time!

Alright that's all.
Today's post was so random.
Oh look, I'm scolding myself. T_T
And yes English is considered a new form of terrorism. NO DOUBT!

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Saturday, August 1, 2009

haiz
what im going to write later is going to be personal
may make readers a little uncomfortable
so before that, theres a warning
if you get uncomfortable by the following words:

porn
games
macdonalds
homework
random

please dont read this post

ok i was wondering when i was lying on my bed, what exactly is so good about porn that guys like them
i mean all you can find inside it is only 2 body parts
like what alvin told me
getting excited over 2 body parts is sort of...
erm.. how would i put it? stupid?
maybe there is more hidden things in porn that i have yet to come across with
but now currently in my brain, porn is everything that has got to do with that 2 body parts, and guys find it very very facinating (i am a guy) which wakes me ponder really why??
anyway that relates me to thinking what people like games
games is just kill+level+sell+earn
what is really so fun in games that keeps so many people addicted within
i mean, if you are going crazy over that 4 things, it is sort of...
erm... how should i put this? gay?
maybe there's something more deep in gaming that keeps so many people addicted then yet that i have come across with
but currently in my brain, games (as in com) is just kill+level+sell+earn, which addicts whole loads of people, which makes me ponder why???
this relates me into thinking something really wierd again
wth are people addicted to macdonalds
what you have in mac is just meat+oil+salt+crisp
if all that can make you so addicted, isnt it sort of...
erm... how will i put that? brain problem?
maybe there is something got to do with endorphins or something in the brain when it comes to mac-ing
but currently in my brain, all about mac is meat+oil+salt+crisp, and loving it so much makes me think that something is wrong with all the televisions (they love to eat mac and keep saying: im loving it, gosh TVs can eat omg!)
which makes me think about why sometimes i hate homework so much
what homework requires is only time+writing+thinking
i mean if we are going to hate homework to the core only because it spends a little time and exercises our fingers a little and turns our brain slightly, isnt it sort of...
erm... how shall i see that? purelylazyuntilbellscantringyou?
maybe there's something much more disastrous in homeworking then in my vision which makes me hate it so much (come on, im a student)
but currently, in my brain, i only see homework as time+writing+thinking
this is really weird
but if you readers out there who manage to survive my boredom
you realise that things dont seem as complicated as they are
its just this+that+randomness
really
look at somethings which really seem complicated
for example: love
its just brain-reaction+brain-reaction
for example: triangle love
its just brain-reaction+brain-reaction+brain-reaction
or example: triangle
it is just 3vertexes+3 straight lines
for example: toilet bowl
it is just water+lever+government
really things seem much more simple
keep that in mind whenever you come across something that SEEMS really complicated
a complication is merely just easy-problem+haywire-brain
get your brain under control, relax, and you may find your resolution really soon

now till now people may ask: why must we survive the word random to read this post?
now use the new skill you learn and factorise:
the link between porn+homework+games+macdonalds
is really random :)
alright this post is really random LOL :)
anyway i ate mac today again
+ roller coaster upsized
that mean 2 mac+ 1 roller coaster in 1 day
that mean +4550965405968kg in 1 day
tmr morning im going to wake up relatively early to exercise
thats how i keep myself from dying
:)
bye

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Hello! Oh! How great is it for you to stumble upon this really magical place where a ship happens to sail up the blocks of Nexon! For that you earn yourself a reward and you get to know about some possible facts about me! :D

Hi! My Name is Tan Zheng Zhang. If you would also call me ZZ, Ji Ji, cockroach, cockroach kor kor, Chicken or TZZ i may have slight chances of turning my head and say: "YESSSS??"

Hi! My birthday lies on 30-08-1995. Of course, it is up to you to believe it or not! :p

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