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The following are entries of real crap.

Saturday, September 26, 2009

Today was a totally f***ing freakish day.
Today when I came home from Terence's house my mom who was cleaning the floor fell down and hit her head on the wall. The impact was really huge. I could hear it. When I ran forward and screamed her name like crazy, she didn't reply. She was sprawled on the floor, eyes looking straight, no expression, and her head slowing falling onto the ground because she was sitting up when she fell down. I was screaming like shit and asking her if she was ok but she remained blank. The most freaky part was after around 3 seconds, Her eye balls flipped up slowly. That was totally freaky, and then her body from a sitting up position fell to the floor. I thought she was going to die (I'm totally serious) so I reached out for the telephone. I typed in 2 9s before I hear her say "Boy, fu2 wo3 shang4 lai2)" in a super weak tone.
That, that was totally freaky. I totally thought my mom was going to die T.T
Call my paranoid or whatever, but this told me a lot of things. I should learn to zhen1 xi1 people and things around me and not wait until they are gone to start regretting. I would have totally no idea how I wound survive if my mom were really dead. T.T

Crapped really hard at9:07 PM 0

Thursday, September 24, 2009

WHOO HOUU!!
Feeling all energetic and high now after I went to calculate in depth the things that I need to cared about. On my list I had HAD HAD 15, and then later I cancelled 8 out of all the 15. That's more than half!
I can't play Ether Saga because Hubert bans me from playing it. T.T
Today was a totally tiring day with many lessons solving the problem of insomia. I was worn out after English totally. After seeing HUbert and Ken do their flash I went home myself, slept on 97 throughout, slept on 198 throughout, went home, bathed and slept on MY BED throughout until seven. Following I ate my dinner, and then now I'm blogging. I told myself that I'm not NOT going to play any **** facebook games, I tried TRIED my best to stay from Ether Saga, I told myself not NOT to freaking worry about EOYs because I totally didn't give a damn about PSLE which was so much more important and I told TOLD myself that I must memorise all the sexual education sex organs' name by Saturday. After that you are free to test me all you want.
Oh and sorry Hubert and Ken for going home myself first, as you can see I was really REALLY tired. However, I was never born to be an owl. Therefore I can't stand a sleepy mood without sleeping. Erm... Do you all understand?
Today music was sort of screwed up. We had to sing, and I had flam on my throat. I realised I drew my score SO DAMN BIG his 4 bars took only enough space to fit 2 of my DAMN BARS. ****! POOR PENCIL!
Then it was physics, and that was when Zhi He told me that I got a misconception about lenses. Thanks!
Then it was recess. Recess was like any other recess, just eating, eating and chatting, eating and chatting and going back up to class, eating and chatting and going back to class and chatting yet again.
Chinese was pretty weird.
So was malay.
At English I realised that head hitting is an outspread disease in our class.
And the rest of the story I told you, sleeping, sleeping and yet sleeping.
Got to go do something else, good bye.
Ax Dee
I promise I will tag people some other day :D

Crapped really hard at7:59 PM 0

Wednesday, September 23, 2009

Today was totally weird like any other day. Everyday, I will get a new surprise. Today was mainly subjective argument. I get into subjective arguments with Hubert at the rate of at least 5 everyday. Today was something like: Is riding a roller coaster good or bad? Is 8 subject combi or 9 subject combi better? Is mugging the best way to do well? What is the definition of excess? Is action games or facebook games better for anyone? and some other matters. It's sort of good when you get to express your points of view, it's just that sometimes I get to carried away until I become too noisy. Rarely I would figure that out and keep my volume under control. Today morning, I was super guilty. I was arguing with Hubert yet again and I didn't realise that people around we who were doing their work got fed up with us. I only realised that I was super irritating and noisy when I saw the disgusted faces of people around me. Really sorry people, I will tone down next time. It is a promise, and I would double on that.
Feeling half dead and spiritless.
It sucks when you hate mugging like siao and you are trying your best to stay away from computer games.
Never mind, it' time for Ether Saga amd Hitler.

Crapped really hard at9:25 PM 0

Sunday, September 20, 2009

OH SH*T!
OH GRACIOUS HEAVENS I RODE A ROLLER COASTER!
Oh and by the way only Hubert will understand what I'm talking about -.-
But anyway luckily I didn't build tracks.
I will find one day to quit RCT3 all together and only continue after I'm 21, and with a rocket launcher instead of a roller coaster.
OOOO! SO YELLOW!!

Crapped really hard at1:34 PM 0

fkkkk
Now on my computer table you would see me tilting my face 45 degrees towards the left, right hand up with the midle finger hidden in the mist of other fingers, and my mouth all ready to shout the F word.
To help potraying that you can go according to my instructions above.
DAMN
Oh TZZ you have just eaten something you created which is SOOO bitter.
Ha Ha! This shows that you are a total bastard!
missing a lot
I miss a lot
Hubert you are one person who has the best IGN of 'em all.
I didn't realise i tilted my head another 15 degrees towards the left already.
****
Drowning myself in computer games, didn't feel motivated to study. OH MY GOSH IT'S 1 WEEK AWAY AND I'M STILL IN ETHER SAGA!
zzz

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Wednesday, September 16, 2009

Today was the ultimate test of patience. To test myself if I would be able to survive a continuous grinding of my music project for a consecuetive 8 hours or not, that is the question.
So far I survived most of it, pretty badly. A few more hours to go, and I'm done. Bed sweet bed, how I wish I'm lying on it right now.
Today was another day in which I confirmed that I am paranoid.
First is that thing that thatted thatty my that thater thatty thats.
Secondly was our music, I started panicking about it since I was in the bus waiting to go home and rush it out, while the others only start feeling the stress at 5 plus or something.
Have to survive this marathon for another 1 hour. Give me power!

Crapped really hard at9:00 PM 0

Tuesday, September 15, 2009

FREAKED OUT!!!
OH MY GOSH I AM TOTALLY FREAKED OUT AFTER I RECORDED THE SOUND CLIPS FOR THE DAMN MUSIC PROJECT!
Those sounds are incredibly scary. As in, put it this way: I am the one recording the sounds, and I am freaked out by it until I needed to call Hubert to help soothe my nerves. Those sounds are totally scary. Maybe it's where they appear, like the pipe organ C chord really really loud plus a little boy screaming in Spookyfish, South park. Alright, if you people think you have really big guts, tune up your speakers, go to www.southparkstudios.com, go to season 2, and watch the clip called Spookyfish. Even though it's just flash, but it is really scary, and it chilled me to my bones.
Hope our music project turns good and we can scare the whole of 2E!
Good luck! (Wait! that was to my group members.)
Good luck! (That's for me in trying to sleep and not having a disastrous nightmare.)

Crapped really hard at10:37 PM 0

Monday, September 14, 2009

Up till now I didn't realise I have yet to complete my reader's response for the "accept yourself to get accepted" thing. Got to have to wake up early then my mother tomorrow to use that dumb computer and squeeze out enough brain juice to rush out a piece of reader's response.
Feeling very very evil; sorry Mdm Choo T_T It's just that Ether Saga is too addictive. BLAME ETHER SAGA!
For all of your information(s) I am level 30 in Ether Saga already! That's such a perfect achievement!
Someone out there will have to count how many times I type a post in perfect English, or the annoying leve of people who type in perfect English; maybe that's one reason I find my blog more and more irritating. It's something like I'm trying to force out some perfect-ness in myself. Tsk tsk (task task I would pronounce and all of the American history)
WALAU LA DAMN LA TYPE IN PERFECT ENGLISH IS EFFING TOUGH LA! LIKE WHO WANT TO SEE PERFECT ENGLISH IN THEIR BLOG LIDDAT! PISSED OFF!
Anyon asked why I am pissed off? Well actually neither do I know the answer. Maybe it's my blog, yeah right maybe my blog is pissing me off and getting me all muddle-headed. Task task, I am such a saaaad panda. (quoted from South Park, Sexual Harrasment Panda)

Crapped really hard at10:24 PM 0

Today was SUPPOSED to be ok. It's just that some weird things THAT TOTALLY SUDDENLY POPS UP! OI DOUCHE! YOU POP UP VERY LONG LE RIGHT! NOW CAN GO BACK HOUSE LIAO LA! NO MORE HAMMER!
Ok Ok I have to relax and keep to my plan to type in perfect English. Sometimes I wonder why I am forcing myself to be typing in perfect English; mimicking my seniors, maybe...
Yes Yes Yes, and look look look. My poor little fragile hammer is made of glass. 2 months ago I smashed a glass wall, and till now this glass wall is STILL breaking up into pieces, haha that makes me real happy. But, somehow these glass walls can be called living things because for some out of the world reason they know how to reproduce. The worst part about this dangerous species of glasses is that they can reproduce at anywhere, everywhere, anytime, everytime, anyhow, whenever at whatever place, even though when they are dead.
Alright glass walls haven't you reached your limit. I broke down a glass wall and now you have to re-surface yourself between some even weird-er can't-even-expect-it-to-be-there places. That already happened twice. The first one and second one was easy to break down because for number one I was expecting it so the minute you grew up I smashed you to bits and pieces.
Maybe not so early, I dragged a little, for about 10-12 glassy days.
And next was a lousy attempt. You didn't know that I am a magnet. when you came between me and another electro-magnet I practically got attracted to that magnet and smashed you down. That was how I manage to beat you into bits and pieces even though my glass hammer was already degraded to ashes or little slips of paper-like-looking glass. Great, and I thought you were scared; I totally thought you would hide in the depths and never resurface again. But maybe because you are a MATERIAL you have problems thinking, and you MUST resurface at a spot that I have TOTALLY NO IDEA HOW YOU WOULD BE SO DAMN F***ING SMART ANDN NOW YOU TOTALLY
GOT ME! CONGRADULATIONS! But, one thing that wears off you is sand. Sand, in an hourglass. Yes yes, I believe my will will beat you.
Who cares if no one knows what I am talking about. Hey! Even I don't care!
And living material glass wall, I am going to beat you into stuff that even x-rays can't detect!
Oh wait I forgot that a piece of glass is transparent. That magic barrier, you can see but you cannot touch. Tsk Tsk.

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Friday, September 11, 2009

OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG
ITS BEEN SO FREAKING LONG LONGGGGGGGGGGGG SINCE I LAST BLOGGED!!
alright alright alright, it's not because I don't feel like blogging no no no! I love my dear blog very very much! It's just that I dont have the time...
Anyway I wastefully spent away most of my holidays playing computer games, really going to have the taste of chionging all the homework during the weekends, and that would tire me out crazily!!
Here are some things I spent most of my time on:
Outrun 2006 Coast to Coast
Roller Coaster Tycoon 3
Ether Saga
FIXING MY DAMNED INTERNET
Going out doing CID and music
Not doing any homework...
OH AND YES can someone out there tell me the homework to do during the holidays?? the page I wrote down in my diary that has all the homework GOT TORN OFF AND LANDED SOMEWHERE BEYOND THE OUTER SPACE AND THAT SERIOUSLY GOT ME PISSED OFF AND TURNED MY FACE RED!
The homework I've done so far..
-> Math calander game
-> Comprehendsion the accept a frog thing...
->erm... Yea I think that's all.
Really need help here urgently! Whenver I send messages to people to ask for homework it always got ignored. Guess asking for homework is really irritating. GOSH PLEASE HELP ME OUT FOR THE LAST TIME! I BEG YOU ALL!
Lets do a quick and flashy flashback...
On Saturday was one big fed up screwed up HSK thing. I think I am going to burn down HSK's database once and for all. I totally screwed up my paper, however it was not as difficult as I imagined. After that was CCA CIP. Hanging out with CCA friends is fun but the CIP sort of got screwed up. Most of the time we were sitting on a kerb watching people play soccer when we were supposed to control the crowd. I mean, IF YOU EVER SPOT A CROWD THAT NEEDS CONTROL, WE WOULD CONTROL IT! But there just ain't not crowds for us to control. So time just ticked by.. and soon we all wanted to go home. However we gossiped a lot, at first I was quite interested, but after talking about people behind their backs I felt totally guilty T.T.
On Sunday was supposed to be guitar day. Terence changed his guitar class because he said it was fun. Siu Min and Seow Hwee didn't turn up. So in te room there was only Steph, Hubert and me. It was then when I calculated and realised that learning is expensive, and people who play truant are either just too bloody rich or they are just taking learning for granted. No, no no I don't mean Siu Min and Seow Hwee, I mean those act cool gangsters who go around the alleys during school days and think they are very cool and done a heroic deed for skipping school and it's something to be proud of or something. Staying in one guitar room strumming a guitar for one hour can cost up to $16. What about an 8 hour lesson in school using the computer... playing with chemicals... toilet and water usage...visualiser...using the science labs... during CCAs when coaches are hired... It all totals to a ton. If I would go to school and sleep for all the lessons and pon my CCA, I am wasting the government's tons and tons of money. On this day I was really determined to saviour every second during school and make the most out of every lesson and CCA session and put in my best effort. If I don't, there's no big deal to me, but the government loses tons of money everyday. That really make me feel extremely guilty because I choose to slack and I'm implicating other people for it. If it ends up that I am the one (or your family)paying, like for example guitar fees, you would'nt want to slack, really, because each hour is $16.
Moving on both mondays and tuesdays are everyday that I dn't feel like doing anything or I am just hogging the computer.
Wednesday was totally screwed up. I was supposed to go for the green rep's CIP. It's in conjunction with some board or ministry thing so it's not just everyday normal CIP. I thought I needed to skip the chinese supplementary lesson, but it turns out that due to the fact that I didn't check IVLE and realise that I needed to attend the earlier session, I totally freaked out. I was later convinced to go for Chinese because Terence and Ken persuade me, and due to that Sunday thought that if I skip the lesson I'm wasting the government's money here or there. I tried to contact green rep's teacher in charge but failed. Then I started ghost to ghost hook up and told Hua Lin to help me tell the teacher. I was in Mac waiting to go to school when the teacher in charge called me and I got bloddy scolded by a damn nice teacher. I was feeling reeeeeally guilty. T.T
Thursday, I went to Hubert's house to do CID project. His grandmother was scaraily nice, and we played boxhead and wrote guitar tabs for the most of the time. His grandmother treated me to pizza and some coke and fillet-o-fish EVM for free. I felt damn bad T.T. Hubert then secretly opened roller coaster tycoon 3 and built some tracks and ride a rollercoaster. DAMN! Anyway the whole day was sort of fun anyway :)
Today is Friday. If you add a Friday with a School holiday, the result would turn extremely bad.
And thats all :)

And hahaha Xiu Mei you damn funny but you are totally not China at all :) Maybe it would be more like Jonathan's roll to charge electric fan or something...

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Hello! Oh! How great is it for you to stumble upon this really magical place where a ship happens to sail up the blocks of Nexon! For that you earn yourself a reward and you get to know about some possible facts about me! :D

Hi! My Name is Tan Zheng Zhang. If you would also call me ZZ, Ji Ji, cockroach, cockroach kor kor, Chicken or TZZ i may have slight chances of turning my head and say: "YESSSS??"

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