Back in my own blog.
I should totally change the layout of my blog because it's so damn irritating and it's so hard to read. Gah :O
Hmm... I wasted yesterday away.
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I realised I'd better off not posting anything personal on my blog or I will die a horrible nd pitiful death :D Aaaaand I think scolding people in the blog is downright dumb and irritating.
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Here's a joke:
Alan is in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary and his wife Minny is very furious. Minny wanted a present on anniversary day which Alan promised. Minny said:"I DON'T CARE! I WANT SOMETHING THAT GOES FROM 0-200 IN 3 SECONDS WHEN I'M ON IT IN THE GARAGE BY TOMORROW MORNING!" aaaaand she storms off. Alan didn't have that much money. :O
The next morning Minny heard some noises in the garage and she went to take a peek, hoping to see her dream car. Instead, she saw a small parcel. Unwrapping it, it was a weighing scale bought by Alan.
Since then, Alan has been missing.
EPIC JOKE I FOUND ON THE NET.
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The next part of the post is dedicated to stressed-up people 24/7 (like yi wen whoops :P)
I have found a magical remedy to remedy your stress!! All you need is some energy, and 2 hours of your time! Find a parkway connector near your house, and go down and have a slow jog alone or with a friend, not too much people, not too late at night nor early in the morning. When you jog for 1 1/2 hours straight, you really think that all the problems yo are facing are like ANTS! ANTS! ANTS! Like you can stomp on them and they are problems which prove no kick! Jogging is a stress-relief much! :D

Yesterday I jogged for 1 1/2 hours and yeah all the problems in my head really felt like ants. Since the senery is beautiful (some) and the place is quiet yet not deserted, you have plenty of room and time to yourself to think about your problems. It will start off like:"oh shyt I have lots of stuff on my back and instead of solving them I'm wasting time running now" but towards the middle you have gotten rid of all your problems already. Then, you will spend the next half of your journey thinking about wonderland and your perfect life. You will totally forget the fatigue you get from running. Jogging is wonderful, wonderful, wonderful! Yeah although your wonderland fantasy is short lived, you still get the hang of feeling like all your problems are beatable to the max, and you will turn more optimistic and have more spirit to complete your tasks!! Yesterday's 2 hours saved the rest of my day. Lol.
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Oh shit, I talked too much and I realised that I haven't start work at all. I looked at chem assignment and it looks like I have just come out of dark ages. I went like: "oh... what's a peroidic table?"
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Yesterday Nathan (our president) didn't sing the national anthym at 20:10. I was amused totally. Either 1. he felt weird singing the anthym, or 2. He looked at the fireworks flying like money flying. Oh... one explosion is $500, and hey 25 of them went off in 3 seconds... then he forgot the national anthym lyrics. :O
Disclaimer: This is meant for fun and I have nothing to do with stuff that brings down Singapore or attempting to overthrow singapore government. Neither do I have anything against Nathan personally; I may not even get his name right. This is purely for fun and entertainment for myself, as other people do not understand this joke. Got ya, cyber police!
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Bored and have no mood to do homework. I'm blogging liek crazy nowadays. :O Hope to hit 1000 posts soon!! If you guys read it here, please tag and say jia you to me!
Now I had this blog since 2008 may and... My blog posts are 204... and counting...