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Saturday, March 5, 2011

I was once a humuorous guy.
:O
Now I'm authistic! Bloody hell!
Ok finally I'm blogging! After long years of crawling on the streets survivng on the last piece of human meat for a few weeks before rolling my body back hole in a can, I'm finally blogging!
Filled with overflowing energy and the passion of youth, Zheng Zhang is out to blog again, filled with humour, laughter, innocence and limitless internet connection! *faints*
Life had'nt been great so far. I failed geography WHICH APPARENTLY SEEMS SO EASY EVERYONE. WHY!! Memorising has NEVER been my forte. I once had a dream that my head was a giant cpu with only USB ports. I'll buy portable 3TB hard drives and pluck them into my head and pour all the cyclones and the sea winds inside. You know, cyclones are so big you can see them from the satellite images covering a fraction of United States. Exactly how much space in your hard drive do you need? I think I might even have to break it into RAR files to store them in seperate hard drives. KNOW WHERE I'M GETTING AT? GEOG IS HARD!
CCA is GRE..oh well. Not that great. :( 15 mins before each CCA session is HELL! I got to stop being authistic and start being optimistic and stop being pessimistic!
Life sucks like a vacum cleaner. A vacum cleaner sucks anything in its path like a black hole. A black hole (whore) probably takes drugs.
Life sucks take drugs.

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The following is some possible facts about me!

Hello! Oh! How great is it for you to stumble upon this really magical place where a ship happens to sail up the blocks of Nexon! For that you earn yourself a reward and you get to know about some possible facts about me! :D

Hi! My Name is Tan Zheng Zhang. If you would also call me ZZ, Ji Ji, cockroach, cockroach kor kor, Chicken or TZZ i may have slight chances of turning my head and say: "YESSSS??"

Hi! My birthday lies on 30-08-1995. Of course, it is up to you to believe it or not! :p

Hi! My handphone number has increased from 5 numbers to 8! It is 81009894. If you would like to call me, do it at your own risk as there is a slight chance for me to talk you to suicide. :)

Hi! My age is... erm... well I don't know. Do your maths! ^^

Hi! My personality, like you have realised, is really really really downright LAME!. However if you think otherwise, you can send me a message and tell me my personality! At your own risk. :p
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My Wishes...
1. Healthy fried food.
2. A man that saves the world from global warming.
3. A man that can create good music.
4. A man that can make soneone laugh genuinely.
5. A healthy body.

My Loves...
1. Why Oh You :D:D
2. Fried stuff :D:D
3. Ice cream :D:D
4. Drama and ELDDS :D:D
5. GUITARR!! :D:D
6. Jokes! :D:D
7. More to come! :)

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